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[–] Eheran 37 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

So why is there no skin? Different color eyes? My cheeks are not purely made of muscle. (Seriously, good shitpost, but let's talk about it)

[–] jewbacca117 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

yea wheres the subcutaneous fat

[–] FinalRemix 5 points 3 months ago

This "person" is from LA. All that fat gets scraped out.

[–] CodexArcanum 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The iris of your eye (the colored part) is a muscle that controls the size of the pupil (the black part that let's light in). The muscles in your cheeks control the corners of your mouth, which I guess is why they're all sunk in: no tension to hold the skin up.

I'm not so sure about the accuracy of this picture either, maybe it was something else with a funny caption?

[–] Eheran 2 points 3 months ago

They are not just sunken in. We see the teeth, there is nothing left. As if they are made of 100 % muscle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That is skin. Just skin and bone would look like that

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

You would still have cheek skin though

[–] jeffw 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Wouldn’t the eyeballs fall out?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 29 points 3 months ago

I mean, you'd hope. Then I wouldn't have to see myself in the mirror.

[–] samus12345 7 points 3 months ago

They were pretty arbitrary on what areas got skin flaps or not.

[–] DarkCloud 18 points 3 months ago

Skipped face day bro.

[–] PopcornPrincess 14 points 3 months ago

A reminder to drink water folks.

[–] Jyrdano 13 points 3 months ago

Gives me the “Dinosaur pictures in old textbooks” vibe.

[–] Tagger 11 points 3 months ago

Goddammit if this awakens something in me

[–] bruhduh 9 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

How it feels to wake up at 6 AM for a meeting

[–] nnullzz 8 points 3 months ago

Looks like Rick Scott

[–] Lawnman23 8 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Finally a proper challenging wank!

[–] clockwork_octopus 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well that’s not something I wanted to see right before going to sleep. Thanks, internet!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 5 points 3 months ago

You're extremely welcome

[–] blinks6517 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That’s just the Greendale Human Being.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] Mediocre_Bard 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Would be more like a clank with these facial features

[–] Etterra 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hey baby, wanna clack out?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 1 points 3 months ago

Let's plonk

[–] cosmictrickster 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bill Burr having a bad day.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 1 points 3 months ago

10/10 rating

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I'd give it a muscle.

[–] Lemminary 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'd like to keep the skin on, please.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 3 points 3 months ago

But it's not edible!

[–] nifty 2 points 3 months ago

Heartthrob, wow

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

so lips are muscles but ears are not?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ears are mostly cartilage

[–] lugal 1 points 3 months ago

Skill issue

[–] Etterra 1 points 3 months ago

Octopode Archeologists 10 million years from now:

Forensic archeologists have made an artistic rendition of bipedos aridus, which was the dominant species at the time. They are believed to be the creatures which created all of the plastic deposits vital to our modern economy, which they secreted as a waste product after consuming even more ancient petroleum pollutants.

Their extinction was proven to be a consequence of this, as digestion of complex hydrocarbons had been proven in experiments to produce large amounts of CO2 and methane gas. This of course led to the Great Boiling, and the extinction of over 70% of our planet Hydos' life at the time.