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[–] Batman 76 points 3 months ago (2 children)

...I wonder if my girlfriend would let me feed her milk like this...

[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Step 1) Get a girlfriend

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Or a boyfriend! With adequately long hair.

[–] ALilOff 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Or bald and use a plunger

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Who's coming up with these stock images

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

If I ever go bald this will definitely be one of my kinks.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I dunno, filling a bottle with a boyfriends milk can take a while.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Looks like a normal bottle of cow's milk in the image. I suppose for a boyfriend you'd want bull's milk.

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[–] unreachable 16 points 3 months ago

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

CONSUME THE CALCIUM, WENCH

[–] NegativeLookBehind 59 points 3 months ago (12 children)

I was gone for a while and missed the orbs thing. Why do we have orbs now?

[–] Thteven 71 points 3 months ago

For ponderin

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

the second wizard war is soon upon us...

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

🧙‍♂️🔵

[–] TimeNaan 17 points 3 months ago

Wizard memes

[–] ramenshaman 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I don't think they're going to tell us.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you are not ready to seek the knowledge yourself then you shouldn't have it.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Because wizards are cool

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

🔵🧿☣️🔘

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

I posted a few one day and then people started posting more and here we are.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Does anyone else feel a sudden urge to ponder some orbs?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not more than usual. It's irresistible.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

A fellow orb-ponder connoisseur.
May you orb always shine just the right amount!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

These orbs won’t ponder themselves and there’s nothing sadder than an un-pondered orb

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[–] Omgarm 31 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Does anyone else feel a sudden urge to drink milk?

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[–] Frozzie 31 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Can somebody please ponder my orb

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

🔵🤔

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Why would I ponder your orb? Is it interesting or something? Damn it, you tricked me.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mom the wizards are forcing their propaganda again

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

The damn wizard pornpaganda.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm so close to buying an orb. Pondering without feels so pointless

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (16 children)

Please at least write 'orb' somewhere in the title, so we can block it without blocking a whole community.

[–] capital 11 points 3 months ago

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the orb this morning.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I was away for a few days and now I only see orbs everywhere. I would like to know what happened but at this point I'm afraid to ask

[–] _stranger_ 9 points 3 months ago

Do not ask

Continue to ponder.

Ponder the orbs.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Born to ponder forced to rule

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I want a hot Russian mommy to feed me milk until my tummy explodes and sends a big milky tsunami down the hill drowning everyone in its path.