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[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Step 1) Get a girlfriend

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Or a boyfriend! With adequately long hair.

[–] ALilOff 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Or bald and use a plunger

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Who's coming up with these stock images

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

If I ever go bald this will definitely be one of my kinks.

[–] GratefullyGodless 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But why isn't there an orb in those pictures for him to ponder?

[–] tb_ 1 points 3 months ago

The plunger is on the orb

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I dunno, filling a bottle with a boyfriends milk can take a while.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Looks like a normal bottle of cow's milk in the image. I suppose for a boyfriend you'd want bull's milk.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan 5 points 3 months ago

[–] unreachable 16 points 3 months ago