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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 128 points 3 months ago (5 children)

My cousin Donald now goes by his middle name.

His quote: "man, fuck that yankee piece of shit."

[–] snausagesinablanket 59 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Too bad his middle name is Elon. πŸ˜’

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago

Ima start calling him that lol

[–] dogsnest 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Sadly, half of voting Americans think you're a fascist, Chinese bot.
Or a woke commie queer groomer in drag.

[–] snausagesinablanket 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

~~half~~ 1/10th of voting Americans.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Eligible, not voting. It's roughly 1/3 of voting folks are maga.

[–] dogsnest 10 points 3 months ago

Ding! Ding! Ding!

EVERYONE here has the internet, yet 4 wrong answers before this...!!!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

maga is 1/10th of voting Americans?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

Remember only 2/3  of the country votes that has the ability to vote
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Why not both?

I mean, I can be a woke queer, fascist, Chinese groomer in drag that's a bot, can't I? It's a free country ;)

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[–] robocall 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Trump isn't a proper representation of a New Yorker. I doubt he even likes baseball.

[–] kiwifoxtrot 9 points 3 months ago

Yankee is a nickname for all Americans in the rest of the world.

[–] Nuke_the_whales 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I still don't understand how a bunch of Southern, trailer park rednecks who hate new York city rich people, decided that a Manhattan millionaire was the guy to vote for. Why do they think he's anything like them or has why idea how they live? He's literally a northern, cartoonish carpet bagger.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

for some reason Donald Trump doesn't go in the category of "people named Donald" in my head. like Tom Cruise, he's not a Tom, or a Thomas, he's always Tom Cruise.

when I hear somebody else's first name is donald, it doesn't make me think of him

[–] tautalas 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but it makes me think about Donald Duck

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Not at this time, but if he were to create such damage that it impacts a generation and unanimously agreed as a villain then at that point the name Donald will be associated with him. Ex: the name Adolf is associated with Adolf Hitler.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Donald as a baby name has been steadily dropping in popularity since at least 2000.

You need to search here (can't directly link the result):

https://www.ssa.gov/cgi-bin/babyname.cgi

[–] snausagesinablanket 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

My link was bad. This should be closer.

https://www.ssa.gov/OACT/babynames/rankchange.html

It quickly reversed in 2022. More likely a statistical anomaly. Why not go up in 2016 to 2020?

[–] Lost_My_Mind 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hey, whoa! C'mon now. We don't know that's yhe reason. Retro cartoons are on the rise. So much so that MeTV just launched a retro cartoons network called "MeToons".

How do we know it's not because of Donald Duck????

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[–] FireTower 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I don't think people 20+ years from now will instantly jump to Trump when they hear Donald. Just like how if you meet George you don't think of Bush.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, Adolf really doesn't bring anyone notable to mind.

[–] FireTower 15 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Trump may be a very poor candidate, but he didn't kill 13 million people.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

1: Yet.

2: That isn't even the sum of the Holocaust, much less combat casualties from the USSR alone which are absolutely on his head.

Edit: Tbf, the Holocaust numbers only beat that if you include Soviet POWs being genocided in the prison camps, so that is kind of double dipping.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Let him have another term and we'll see how he measure up. And he's up to a few 100k so far in my books.

[–] Cornelius_Wangenheim 8 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Yeah, he only killed about 1.4 million.

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[–] Diplomjodler3 6 points 3 months ago

Not yet. He's certainly working on it.

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[–] EnderLaw 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It was a perfectly good name until that no-talent ass-clown ran for president.

[–] beefbaby182 7 points 3 months ago

Nice. Office Space reference.

[–] ArtVandelay 7 points 3 months ago

Why should I change my name, he's the one who sucks

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Remember when Khaleesi was a popular name?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Which I never understood. Khaleesi was her title, not her name.
ItΒ΄s equivalent-ish to naming a kid King or Czar or something.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Like Cesar, or Roy, or Regis, etc.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

It's even worse, because my understanding is that "Khaleesi" doesn't actually mean "queen", but would more accurately mean "concubine/wife of the king/khal". I believe the queenship is only implied after the death of the khal.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not really implied by the term itself, since after the death of the khal the khaleesi are basically exiled to the capital. Daenerys only brought greater meaning to the title when she used it in her conquests.

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[–] dohpaz42 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

My niece named her daughter after Bella from Twilight. At least her full name is Isabella, but the inspiration is there.

[–] db2 9 points 3 months ago

Tell her to tell people she's named after the Phineas and Ferb character. There's zero down side.

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[–] MushuChupacabra 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

A lot of us jumped on the fad of naming our daughters after Game of Thrones characters, especially the ones popular in the earlier seasons. And then D and D came along as show runners, and fucking wrecked everything for our baby girls. So Hodor, I regret getting sucked into that show and hope you'll forgive me one day.

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[–] victorz 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Reminds me of that other name that kind of just withered away. What was it?

Oh yeah...

Adolf.

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[–] Stern 13 points 3 months ago

They'll make lovely couples with the girls named Khaleesi

[–] not_woody_shaw 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why though? Glover is cool.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He’s not too happy that his parents named him β€œDon Glover” (dong lover) though.

[–] ivanafterall 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

One man's dong lover is another man's Don G. Lover...

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I feel bad saying it but a lot of them probably aren't vaccinated, so

[–] Treczoks 6 points 3 months ago

There were a lot of German boys called Adolf back then...

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