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Sharks rule (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago

putting the Blåh in Blåhaj

putting the haj in Blåhaj

(Swedes pronounce Blåhaj’s name like BLOW‑high)

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sequel to cocaine bear looking good

[–] tourist 1 points 3 months ago

(grinding) Jaws

[–] Ghostalmedia 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

A shark on whiskey is mighty risky. A shark on beer is a beer engineer.

A shark on coke…

[–] WereCat 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

... is nice bloke?... gets a stroke?... would eat an oak?... needs a soak?... is now broke?... is now woke?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

They are putting drugs in the water to make the sharks woke!

[–] BigBrainBrett2517 4 points 3 months ago

German accent: Is an extremely efficient and narrowly focused killing machine!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Why would Spielberg do this? This man is a monster!

[–] Etterra 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

<(((ò▿▵▿▵▿ó)))>

I LOVE COCAINE!

[–] JeeBaiChow 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Where can I absorb some of that forever cocaine?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

try kendo, has similar effect