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[–] NABDad 82 points 1 month ago (5 children)

You have to separate boy guinea pigs at 4 weeks of age to keep them from impregnating their mom and sisters.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Guess I don’t like guincest

[–] Pregnenolone 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You also have only like, 2 days to do it from when you can reasonably tell their sex and between when they become sexually active.

Make a mistake? Prepare to do it all again in eight weeks with 4-6 more

[–] Lumisal 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well that's why people used to eat them

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Still do. There's delicious, but there's not a not of meat on them.

[–] Lumisal 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do they taste like rabbit by chance?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't know! I doubt it. The one I had was pretty greasy, but that easily could have been preparation. I didn't spend much time in the "eat guinea pigs" part of the world, so I only had one.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Might’ve been happier not knowing that

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Guinea pigs just like me fr fr

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Doesn't nature usually try to avoid that?

[–] Snowclone 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Inbreeding is a lot more common in other species, humans are the most closely related species on the planet we are VERY suseptible to incest and population collapse. If you look at species around you, like crows or ravens, you'll find out they're not just one kind, but multiple unique populations all around your area.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Apart from tigers and a few others which went through even worse bottlenecks

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pretty sure it's why animals fight when mating. If you're not strong enough to keep your dick in and fight at the same time you don't get to mate.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Gettin' a little rapey there, animal kingdom.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dick bones don't exist for funsies!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Not to mention contra-spiral cloacas.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Ducks have entered the chat

[–] Snowclone 5 points 1 month ago

Oh... it's not even a little. Its pretty bad. Just don't find out about penguins.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

we had chickens when i was growing up, and yeah i was traumatized. chickens are HORRIBLE with this and it's brutal.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Kinda weird, for dogs that would be like if we could becomes parents at 8 or so...