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Do not make personal attacks against each other, call for violence against anyone, or intentionally antagonize people in the comment sections.
2. Explain incorrect defense articles and takes
If you want to post a non-credible take, it must be from a "credible" source (news article, politician, or military leader) and must have a comment laying out exactly why it's non-credible. Low-hanging fruit such as random Twitter and YouTube comments belong in the Matrix chat.
3. Content must be relevant
Posts must be about military hardware or international security/defense. This is not the page to fawn over Youtube personalities, simp over political leaders, or discuss other areas of international policy.
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We don't care if you're Republican, Democrat, Socialist, Stalinist, Baathist, or some other hot mess. Leave it at the door. This applies to comments as well.
6. No seriousposting
We don't want your uncut war footage, fundraisers, credible news articles, or other such things. The world is already serious enough as it is.
7. No classified material
Classified ‘western’ information is off limits regardless of how "open source" and "easy to find" it is.
8. Source artwork
If you use somebody's art in your post or as your post, the OP must provide a direct link to the art's source in the comment section, or a good reason why this was not possible (such as the artist deleting their account). The source should be a place that the artist themselves uploaded the art. A booru is not a source. A watermark is not a source.
9. No low-effort posts
No egregiously low effort posts. E.g. screenshots, recent reposts, simple reaction & template memes, and images with the punchline in the title. Put these in weekly Matrix chat instead.
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Third dial on the left panel under the screen. Pull it up, rotate it 90 degrees counterclockwise, then push it back in.
It works, trust me.
Worked for me. Highly recommend.
don't listen to him this just deletes system32
That's a massive MFD. Now to install flight simulator on it so you can fly while you fly.
Better install DCS and map the controls to the ones in the cockpit
If you install a flight sim in the glass cockpit, and you link it to the real controls, you could end up with the same view on the screen as through the canopy.
Add some drift correction where the plane on screen is automatically teleported/tilted according to GNSS and gyros, and you can fly your f35 in 3rd person view.
Needs multiplayer support for flying in formations.
Have you tried scanning the QR code?
Try doing a barrel roll while holding the power button. Or maybe it was the konami code on the flight stick...
Konami code will summon an option and basically turn the craft into Gradius.
Highly recommended.
Have you tried restarting the device?
Turn off the HUD & engines, then reboot
15 times
Press Right, Left, Left, Right, Up, Down, Down, Right. for 1 extra life.
No, that’s how you lose one life.
Up, Down, Left, Right, L Yaw, R Yaw, Eject. Gets you out of cockpit view and into spectator mode
Jetplanes run on Windows. 🤦
Btw, how bad is security in jetplanes generally?
What do you think this is? War thunder forums?
It was worth a shot
how bad is security in jet planes generally
not bad at all, tbh. The insecure bits are secured by people with guns.
But the guys with guns LOVE picking up porn usbs
there are a lot of really really good tools to mitigate this threat
Like more people with guns?
Yeah but the other people with guns are always trying to crash your system.
IT security?
Sorry pal, but the CrowdStrike causes a boot loop and safe mode won't help. What's worse is the F-35 Lightning II has all the components operated by electronic hydraulics (EHAS) and cannot be overridden unless you're an electrician and suddenly find a way to make a lot of leg room.
Thank you for your sacrifice.
Pull your Fedora CD out of your survival pouch, and use a paperclip to open the CD tray
Just wait until it reboots a few times, then it allows you to select safe mode.
With any luck, each reboot takes no more than a minute or so, assuming 15 reboots and a starting elevation of 40,000 feet.
I thought it must be running windows xp still. Nice to see modern BSOD.
The X-32 ran Linux, if the DOD woulda chose that, we wouldn't be in this situation smh my damn head.
Sigh...
Wait for it to reboot 3 times and automatically enter recovery, Troubleshoot > Advanced Options > Command Prompt, del C:\Windows\System32\drivers\CrowdStrike\C-00000291*.sys
Is the fastest way to do this assuming no bitlocker. Also C: sometimes isn't mounted at C:, you might have to try all the letters between C: and X:, or just boot into safe mode.
assuming no bitlocker
Lol, hope dude's got the encryption keys up there in the cockpit with him
There's a power button under the nose, you need to hald that down for 5 seconds
When you have the live USB but do not remember how to reach BIOS and start trying randoms imputs
I always have to do a search. Why can’t we just standardize on something? Even from the same manufacturer different models use different F-keys. It’s ridiculous.
Have you tried installing Crowdstrike?
IDF installs that.
You have to do a VFR takeoff/landing cycle up to 15 times, and then it should resolve itself
You know, back in the 90s people would joke that instead of Microsoft making Flight Simulator more like flying a real plane, they would work to make flying a plane more like playing Flight Simulator.
You know, this was a critical plot point of multiple sci-fi media franchises.
Did you not safely eject??
You’ll have to shut it down and bump start it to boot from the UEFI
