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[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago

The fact the sewer pipe has to logically be routed out the back end is sending me

[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Ask no questions regarding the floor mirror

[–] MHanak 2 points 4 months ago

Why is there a mirror on the floor???

[–] mojofrododojo 1 points 4 months ago

and why doesn't it reflect the objects above it?

huh.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (6 children)

The toilet paper looks to be a bit of a reach. Not too far, but just far enough to be annoying.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Need to add a unicorn horn so you have a place to hang the tp.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Also a way to dislodge stubborn poo-poos.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Look at this guy. He doesn't know about the 3 seashells!!!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

I imagine that, when your toilet looks like this, reaching the toilet paper is the restroom attendant's job.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Get one of those grabby claw things, painted to resemble a polo club

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nah just get the horse to hand it to you

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

I sent this post to my sister and she had concerns about the amount of clothing one would have to remove in order to shit on this thing. I suggested running sidesaddle and now she's not talking to me

[–] bmsok 3 points 4 months ago

Onward to the paper, my noble steed!

[–] mojofrododojo 1 points 4 months ago

that's what squires are for.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

That's why you bring your sword with you.

[–] goosehorse 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sure, but why's the coke mirror on the floor??

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Yeah this needs a little shelf behind the horse's head.

[–] thenextguy 10 points 4 months ago
[–] roguetrick 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Not suitable for when you've got those real ass clenching moments where you internal spinchter has given up and the external one is the only one holding the line while everything else says "push".

You lift one leg over to mount this beast and suddenly you've got to get the Windex to clean the floor mirror.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

That's when you gotta sidesaddle

[–] The_Eminent_Bon 7 points 4 months ago

Feeling fancy?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Leaning on the horse when you got diarrhoea 😫

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Wrapping both arms around its neck and holding on for dear life.

[–] mojofrododojo 3 points 4 months ago

take me home shadowfax

[–] Stern 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Nah you can still pee into this one from the side. You just have to arc it

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 3 points 4 months ago

I'll just pee into my horse from the side.

[–] Maalus 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Stand in front and do the bullet curving like in Wanted.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I'd be afraid I'd pee up the horse's nostril

[–] jenny_ball 4 points 4 months ago

this one was literal

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Finally you can post while you shit while you shitpost.

[–] hedgehogging_the_bed 2 points 4 months ago

Nonsense, posting on that toilet without styrups would be damn near impossible.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I bet this is what the royal family use

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Time to trade in my SquattyPotty for a TrottyPotty.

But seriously, get yourself a toilet stool, it's a life changing purchase.

[–] snake 4 points 4 months ago

Exactly, I thought this was only missing stirrups!

[–] boatsnhos931 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I wasn't as impressed as I thought I would be with it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

How long have you been using it, and have you occasionally used toilets without a step since starting?

I've been using mine for about four years now, and I think it's insane that most people don't even know about the benefits of squatting posture.

[–] Ilovemyirishtemper 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can confirm. I didn't notice how much it helped until pooping while traveling without it. Now I take my folding stool with me.

[–] qwertilliopasd 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

folding stool

I thought that only happened to cats

[–] roguetrick 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

If you've got lots of fiber in your diet, it won't really matter to ya. Kapow! Out it comes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

One large lump sum

[–] RaoulDook 3 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Imagine cleaning this though, that looks like a lot of work.

[–] mojofrododojo 1 points 4 months ago

Imagine

it's imaginary mate.

AI garbage. No one is going to wall-float a carousel horse, if they did, they wouldn't put a mirror under it, if they did, the mirror would REFLECT THE BOTTOM OF THE HORSE, and failing all that, if someone was wacky and physics defying enough to ignore all that, THEY WOULDN'T MOUNT THE TOILET PAPER 3' AWAY.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Don't get off the carousel until you make your drop

[–] postmateDumbass 2 points 4 months ago

Do not buy saddles from this person.

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