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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

One time I wrote a program that would convert a wikipedia article into plain text then run that through the say command in mac os terminal.

For a while I’d put my computer to reading me a wikipedia article to fall asleep to. Or maybe I was trying to learn subconsciously through sleep or something, can’t remember.

But what I do remember is that listening to the article on The Fermi Paradox, read to me by a robot voice, seemed kind of theatrical and badass, just how it reads.

This was like 15 years ago so I don’t know if the article still reads badass.

[–] FlyingSquid 9 points 1 day ago

I don't have a crazy or funny outline for you, but when it comes to humor and Wikipedia, almost every single act of pettiness on this very long page is pretty damn funny.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Lamest_edit_wars

The best one actually has its own separate article dedicated to its pettiness:

Star Trek (I/i)nto Darkness

Main article: Wikipedia Star Trek Into Darkness debate

Is it "Into" or "into"? A simple capitalized letter led to, as xkcd neatly summed up, "Forty thousand words of debate", before suggesting the "compromise" solution of "~~ StAr TrEk InTo DaRkNeSs ~~". Here's what the horrifying talk page looked like when the xkcd comic was published. A summary of the results was necessary to keep things sane. And that's over three months before the film's opening. Starfleet representatives have neglected to comment.

[–] Thcdenton 69 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago (2 children)

M&Ms

United States

Military History the United States during World War II

Adolf Hitler

[–] perviouslyiner 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

A shorter path would be M&M's (colour changes) -> Brown (uniform colour) -> Adolf Hitler

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Hitler? Hardly know her!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I got Spartathlon from random:

Royal Air Force

Hitler

[–] ChilledPeppers 3 points 1 day ago
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 150 points 2 days ago (7 children)

It’s not funny that they’ve made the M&M’s basically unfuckable now, I haven’t been fully erect for a year now.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Says the guy with "Cum" in their name.

And I did say craziest in the title.

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ask him what his stance on OSHA is (he's against it), and it terrifies me for what his sexual practices must be.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 1 day ago

Why would they ask if you’ve already answered?

Spoiler alert, my dude.

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[–] wunami 19 points 2 days ago

Guess we found Tucker Carlson's lemmy account.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

You still terrified of OSHA and guard rails

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Those weren't M&Ms you were eating, silly. They don't even make blue M&Ms.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 1 day ago

Have you ever seen an M&M's blue waffle?

[–] Exusia 7 points 2 days ago

And after they took away the basketball bunnies fat tits! Man just can't win in this world!

[–] Plum 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

...Or guilty enough

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What do you mean? That yellow M&M is totally fuckable!

[–] slaacaa 55 points 2 days ago

(not the craziest, but could only find this one)

[–] [email protected] 83 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

"a trip down mammary lane" 😂😂😂 good lord

[–] SkunkWorkz 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This is that admin Neelix:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I really swing between VOY being peak Trek or the worst.

[–] clearedtoland 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That was an unexpectedly titillating and insightful read.

[–] Agent641 8 points 2 days ago

Udder titstorm

[–] orwellianlocksmith 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Anyone got a link to this?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] MataVatnik 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hope your butter is always too cold to spread

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

May your microwave’s beep volume increase 1% per week indefinitely

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like this one, but to be fair the article it is summarising was never not going to be a little silly

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

is that the bird http one?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

IP over avian carriers, yes

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I am actually kind of bummed that nobody's answering the question :(

[–] tourist 77 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] tourist 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] lugal 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Read the rules! No spoilers in this community! Most of us are living in 2023 or 2024 and don't want to know what happens later yet

[–] tourist 2 points 22 hours ago

I smoke a mixture of delirant herbs and dry industrial detergents to gain these insights. I'm no stanky time traveller.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

The Nic Cage sequel we need.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

What did you just call me‽

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I love Wikipedia

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Reverse chronological order?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

It’s in order of how impactful it is on the whole as a whole, I imagine.

[–] Iheartcheese 7 points 2 days ago

Because unfuckablizing the god damn green M&M is the most heinous of their crimes.

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