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[–] Delta_V 13 points 2 days ago

the citrussy:

[–] [email protected] 107 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Me accidentally stumbling upon the french composer Debussy

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Dude was way ahead of his time.

[–] motor_spirit 13 points 2 days ago
[–] Num10ck 10 points 2 days ago

he got off the bus before we even got on.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago

Just make sure you finish on the Bach. Never finish on Debussy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] einlander 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] MrJameGumb 70 points 2 days ago

The actual word is "citrusy"... What kind of restaurants have you been going to? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Kinda burns a bit, do not recommend.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Kinda burns a bit, do recommend.

But pineapple is better.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

something something grapefruit technique

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Upgrade your grapefruit technique with a hawk tuah

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

"Yeah, I'll have three orders of the Grapefruit blowjob."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

That's just going full circle.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

What 'face' does the penis make when tasting citrussy?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago

It goes like this:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

It un-circumcises you

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The Ancients in FF7 were a race called Citra. The Japanese version used the name Aerith (Aeris in the US) and she was a PC Ancient.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That citrussy had Cloud acting most unwise.

[–] flicker 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Long way to go for the joke but I appreciate you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

That citrussy tho.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

when the function got henussy

[–] Kaput 5 points 2 days ago

20 pack of Sharpies at Costco...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Citrussy with a white sauce

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago