this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2024
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[–] Hobbes_Dent 42 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That’s what we used to call an afternoon.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Crossposted it to the stick community. Good stick this one.

[–] OldManBOMBIN 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There's a stick community??

[–] someguy3 11 points 5 months ago

That stick has staying power, a week at least.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What the fuck? Like 20 comments and not one of you? Sigh. Fine.

Gimme all your money! This is a stick up!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Head to the crosspost at [email protected] they are more enthusiastic with this.

[–] ieatpwns 22 points 5 months ago

This isn’t a shit post this is premium stick gunning

[–] Lawnman23 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Instant subscribe

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

... Such a beautiful stick and all I could think was "watch out for cops."

[–] OldManBOMBIN 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I am a cop. Took this from a kid in the PJs

[–] Jiggle_Physics 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Did you kill the kid, beat them, or did you just throw them in jail?

[–] OldManBOMBIN 9 points 5 months ago (5 children)

I just stood outside the school and did nothing

[–] Jiggle_Physics 4 points 5 months ago

SOP, got it

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

it depends on the kid's skin color

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lol not too sure you're joking though.

[–] OldManBOMBIN 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Much funnier

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

aw fuck yea stick gun

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

There are 3 types of perfect sticks:

  • Super straight

  • Shaped like another thing

  • Big stick / small dog combo

[–] TwoBeeSan 10 points 5 months ago

STOP RESISTING

[–] w2tpmf 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You're YouTube channel has just been demonitized.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Hey, hey, HEY MAN! Keep your finger off the trigger until your ready to shoot! Sheesh!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

9 mm Luger semi knotomatic!

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 6 points 5 months ago

MR PRESIDENT GET DOWN!

[–] m3t00 5 points 5 months ago

hey, watch where you point that thing

[–] motor_spirit 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wow I just commented positively on some conman reposting this..

I feel fucking disgusting yet relieved to be here

[–] OldManBOMBIN 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Somebody reposted my stick? I feel famous.

[–] corus_kt 2 points 5 months ago

Hundreds of people worldwide admiring your stick right now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] mrfriki 5 points 5 months ago

That’s some high quality stick you have there my man.

[–] Coreidan 5 points 5 months ago

Careful where you point that thing

[–] indepndnt 5 points 5 months ago

That is a mighty fine stick gun!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

✋😧🤚 pls don't shoot

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Wield your relic with justice chosen

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Oh yeah. This is the good stuff.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Nice stick bro.

[–] Siegfried 3 points 5 months ago

Wow, that's for the collection. Nice find

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

You know I keep that thang on me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[–] Roflmasterbigpimp 3 points 5 months ago

Did you take that from a Child in a Scottie Pippen Jersey?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

ordinary branch from an ordinary USA tree

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Pictures you can feel ☺️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

This was always the silenced PP7 for me.

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