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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

One must be always drunk, that's all that matters.

But what with?

With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you choose.

But get drunk.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Amen. Virtue is the bomb, but also rum

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe 58 points 2 days ago (7 children)

My dearest friend for the past 25 years became a drug addict. She died of an OD on Saturday. Left two young children with no parents. (Dad left years ago). I witnessed her spiral into addiction and destruction over the past 2 years. I couldn’t stop it. I tried.

If you want to become an addicted to something, please try masturbation or video games.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 10 points 2 days ago

I'm sorry for your loss. Addiction is terrible.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

I’m sorry about your loss ❤️

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

if you think drug euphorias are high.

Just wait until you find out what the lows are like.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Depends on the drug.

[–] 2ugly2live 3 points 1 day ago

Man, I've been tempted. I've started saying I'd try a drug if it was ever offered, because I'm too much of a coward to figure out how to get it myself. I have an additive personality, so I know it would kill me and, honestly, I'm fine with that.

[–] lath 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Randomly read a click bait article the other day on "How famous people died". The older ones were alcohol + drug prescription overdose, while the newer ones were fentanyl + cocaine + alcohol.

Remember people, stay hydrated! Drink your drugs with water like you're meant to!

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Try a new sport! Like drunk driving

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago

Its legal with a fees

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Try electrical engineering! All you need is a socket and a fork!

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Silver or gold spray paint in a sock is good for staying frosty.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Now nothing is fun and nobody trusts to not to steal anything that isn't nailed down.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago (9 children)

This seems pretty fucking dark even for a shitpost.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Shit is also quite dark so.....

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Hi, kids, do you like violence?

Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails through each one of my eyelids?

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[–] DudemanJenkins 47 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Honestly though hallucinogens really need to be more mainstream. Acid completely changed my outlook on life and give me a perspective of life and myself I would never have gotten through therapy or any other depression suppressants.

It's also cheap as balls if you find a good plug. 10 bucks for an all day ticket is wild you just have to be with someone you trust with your life who won't fuck with you.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Let's not forget that acid can be dangerous, I'm still recovering from a traumatic experience I had with acid 10 years ago, I still get flashbacks and panic attacks due to it. I also stopped smoking weed because it would trigger the flashbacks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I will never forget the time I did twice as much acid as I intended and it ended up being a heroic dose complete with ego death and everything - not fun. Now I'm very cautious and typically only do microdoses.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

There are people trying pretty hard to make that happen, though mostly in the context of supervised medical interventions.

Which I'm here for - while a lot of people do OK (fantastically even) with less structured psychedelic experiences, many do not. A really bad trip can do a number on you, sometimes for a long while.

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[–] beejboytyson 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I was talking about how hard it was for me to cut 5 pounds for my fight. This one guy told me I should take up meth to make weight. Genuinely look at him with utter confusion.

[–] Snowclone 6 points 2 days ago

Had a lady demand I hire more meth addicted as ''they work really hard for nothing''

I declined her business advice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He's right. They used to put meth in chocolate and marketed it as a great way for housewives to lose weight while keeping their home tidy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Didnt know about housewifechocolate i only knew Panzerschokolade, but it wasnt for the wifes at home. But i mean who doesnt need a wife at home who is working at home and still has the energy to work you

[–] Dasus 5 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Alcohol is a depressant my man.

Neurologically speaking, so in a different context, yeah, but neurological depression also seems to lead to actual depression, the mood disorder, which also show up as neurological depression.

We really need better imaging tools to measure neurotransmitter activity, would make for several advancements I'd say

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[–] terminhell 25 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Vitamin D deficiency is a silent widespread issue for a lot of people. Had a battle with it a few years ago. Was tired no matter how much sleep I got, had negative motivation to do anything. Libido all but disappeared, and finally sought a doctor visit when I started have suicidal thoughts.

Turns out I just needed more sunshine and 50kiU once a week for a month.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Green Maeng Dae and THC gummies are all that keeps me going some days

[–] Dozzi92 3 points 1 day ago

Kratom cut my drinking by 80%. Haven't had a single beer at home alone in years. Still go out occasionally with friends, so not a recluse or anything, just the excess stuff.

[–] Sam_Bass 34 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Probably because the high isnt permanent and the higher you go the farther you fall. Long falls hurt a helluva lot

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Hey I'm not an addict. I can stop having a good time whenever I want.

[–] roguetrick 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (9 children)

Deep down, I know the cure for my depression is cocaine or meth. I just am too depressed to get any of it and I don't think mania suits my vibe.

Edit: MDMA would also likely work, but that drug is almost a literal fast acting antidepressant similar in effect to SSRI's so I think it hits the nail too hard on the head.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

i mean psilocybin (administered by a professional and in a safe environment) is actually documented to work for some people, so maybe hold out for that instead of drugs that may well be 50% drain cleaner depending on where you get it?

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