Some people like to hover to avoid touching the seat... And this is what happens if you hover.

we had a similar sign. it was required due a large number of contractors from india who didn’t use toilets in .. appropriate ways

bathroom regulations are written in poop

Easy. Someone of a different culture was standing on the toilet seat because there are cultures with holes in the ground and that's basically the toilet.

Likely the person was unaware how to handle the situation.

You ever been into a stall at a concert or sporting event? There’s almost always a toilet like this. People are monsters.

Ooh I have a story I can tell. Once I had to pee extremely bad while I was at the grocery store. I run to the bathroom essentially kick the door open and immediately stop. You know those illusions where if you look at it from a specific angle you can see a perfect shape drawn on through multiple surfaces? Imagine that but with this toilet. From a certain angle it looks like somebody shotgun blasted a perfect circle around the toilet. Sprayed on the seat, the wall, the tank and the floor. To this poor fuckers credit there was a singular wipe streak across the back of the toilet seat but looks like he promptly gave up. Then the smell hit me, my nose hairs inverted inward. For a fraction of a second i said fuck it I really need to pee, but I wasn't a couple inches into the bathroom before I just slammed the door shut and walked away. The smell stuck with me for hours.

Somebody did this at our place.

The poor cleaning ladies took one look, then went out for a ten minute fag break to draw straws. It had been done just before the weekend and this was a Tuesday, so they almost needed the pressure washer.

They blamed one of the fat lads for it, but fat lads don't hovershit. This was the work of a younger man, unaccustomed to the feeling of unfriendly porcelain upon his virgin cheeks. Suddenly caught short and needing to do his first workplace poo, but also unable to accept that his bottom might have to go where other bottoms had boldly gone before.

My friend works at a fast food place and they said it's amazing how many people will just shit everywhere.

It's like a daily occurrence.

When I was a dishwasher at Cracker Barrel it was my job to clean the bathrooms during the day. Once I was called to the ladies' room to clean it, and it looked like not only did she bend over, but spin in a circle while spraying shit everywhere. It coated the floor and five feet up the walls.

I would have loved for the bathroom to have this sign.

Dear Lord,

Please save us all from this fucking shit.

Amen.

Ironically enough, hypochondriacs who don’t want to touch the seat while shitting. So they crouch over it, and rarely in as vertical a position as when sitting directly on it.

I'm guessing OP never had explosive diarrhea that you barely managed to get to the toilet!!! Then again normal people clean after themselves so the sign being there means that some assholes are going to that place!

Imagine having explosive diarrhea and getting into a toilet stall and worrying you're gonna shit your pants... and someone has pissed all over the seat.

I'd make a big mess because of the last guy's little mess.

The fact that an alarming number of people leave shit all over the bowl and even seat. Almost like they shit hovering over it

Every rule and sign needs more than one occurrence

Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the torlet and shit on the outside of the urinus

https://youtu.be/bjVNOGEWzv4?si=_JWitI-_8VnwuaLa

Toilet seats should default to up when there's no force on them. Like with a rotation spring or a counterweight.

Taco Bell

It's called Wednesday morning at the grocery store near Taco Bell.

You'd be fucking amazed at the vile shit (literally) some MFs will do in a bathroom.

Sorry 😞