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[–] Zehzin 201 points 5 months ago (26 children)

Disabling ads is easy, don't connect it to the internet ever

[–] SkyezOpen 46 points 5 months ago (24 children)

Any way to connect it to an internal network so I can still cast from local devices? Otherwise it's just going to exist plugged into a laptop.

[–] Bluefruit 44 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Something like a chromecast would be the easiest solution.

Me personally, I just like having a media pc hooked up to my tv. I bought an amazon fire tv cause it was fairly cheap for 4k and its never been hooked up to the internet.

[–] Zehzin 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Just watch them litter those with ads too

[–] SmoothLiquidation 23 points 5 months ago (5 children)

It is a problem, my shield tv started having ads on the home page, but I was able to install a new launcher on it to fix that.

Overall having a media player plugged in to a disconnected tv is the way to go. It is easier to replace a chromecast than the whole tv.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Eventually they are going to require Internet on all TVs, it's only a matter of time

[–] Manifish_Destiny 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Then I make my own mainboard.

Good thing I saw that pcbwaydotcom ad.

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[–] Niksolo80 131 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

Took me three hours to realize FU meant Felix Unger!

[–] Sterile_Technique 117 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Surgeons generally initial their incision site pre op; one of the general docs I worked with had the initials "HA", and would do laparoscopic surgeries with 3 port sites... so our patients would roll in with "HA HA HA" written across their abdomen. Always got a kick out of it! ^_^

[–] samus12345 55 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 111 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 months ago

Username checks out.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I equate Samsung TVs with HP printers. I would rather go without than have to put up with their nonsense.

[–] barsquid 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

We should form a club. Would be great to avoid some of this insidious bullshit. Ads on a TV I paid for and subscription to my own printer. I hope both companies fail.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

The French would have guillotined them during their revolution.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Actually, like HP printers, the older models are great. I have a 10-15 yo or something Samsung 1080p 50" flat screen that I found at the garbage. Been using it for a bedroom tv for 2 years already and it's awesome.

I wouldn't buy a new Samsung TV now to save my life.

I was dumb enough to buy a Samsung 4k curved monitor, 6 months in the front fell off, literally. The screen literally fell out of the frame. Sanding it back was only allowed in the original box which I threw out because I lived in a tiny apartment. Took 3 months of daily calls until they decided to send me a box. Sent the monitor in, and recieved a repaired on one month later where they replaced the motherboard, buttons and other stuff but failed to glue the screen back in. sent it back again, now in the kept box, and got a new one that at least works.

[–] Malfeasant 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

the front fell off

That's not supposed to happen...

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 5 months ago (3 children)

The BS really makes the follow up statement believable

[–] thawed_caveman 49 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Oh i thought it said RS. Man someone should learn to crop their memes

[–] YaDownWitCPP 19 points 5 months ago

That is the joke, yes!

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

The two people in charge of Samsung UK's social media account are named Hanita Anita and Blorbo Spurlock.

[–] zzx 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm a big fan of Blorbo, he once gave me nasty oral sex

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[–] glitchdx 45 points 5 months ago (5 children)

I haven't had a tv in years, and every time I get tempted by the screen size I have to remind myself about this shit. It's just me, 30 inches is enough, and I haven't seen an ad within my own home since 2012 (not entirely true, I've changed browsers a few times and had to re-setup adblockers).

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (4 children)

You can look for display boards, they're specifically meant for like retail space so don't come with all the fancy bullshit. Typically cheaper, and you can go pretty large as well.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Ah, 2021, when cryptobros were all in on NFTs, which was totally the best thing ever and totally not a greater fool scam, you guys!

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I use an adblocking DNS on my router (pihole can also work), and I haven't seen any ads on my 2023 Samsung TV (the TV interface itself).

Edit: Also wanted to add that a quick search can get you a list of samsung domains to block on your router/pihole to stop ads and tracking. I have around 10 samsung domains on my block list. Note that it might break the samsung tv function.

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[–] TrickDacy 35 points 5 months ago (33 children)

Why do people buy Samsung bullshit? Honestly. Weren't the multiple products known to catch on fire enough? No, you need more than "products might catch fire" and "everything they make is enshittified to the max"?

Ever since my Samsung Galaxy S5 got an update that fucked it in every single way, I decided that there are no exceptions to the shittiness they work into their products.

Fuck Samsung. Stop buying their awful, overpriced, bloated, half-functional, fuck-ass engineered e-waste. They might even be worse than apple and that's saying something.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (17 children)

For Android phones at least (especially in the US), there aren't many great alternatives. Regardless of what you think of Samsung and their bloatware, Galaxy phones have fewer glitches and far better customization options than Google Pixels.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (4 children)

This isn't cropped nearly enough. I can still barely see the punchline.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

The hardware they use on these TVs is complete shit* anyway, so your actually better off not using them for anything other than a TV. Buy an android box or one of those mini PCs instead.

*every time I saw the specs of these "smart" TVs a few years back, I would internally scream. I don't know if it has improved since, but I highly doubt it.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Or just plug in a regular laptop when you want to watch something. That's my move.

On top of crap hardware, "smart" TVs are a pretty serious security vulnerability, too. Better to not have it on the same network as your primary devices.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

2 easy solutions:

  • Don't connect your TV to the internet
  • If you need an internet connection for some reason, run a network-wide DNS filtering solution like Pi-Hole or AdGuard Home, and make sure to set it as the default DNS server in your router
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

Too bad that last reply wasn't signed by Fritz Ubermensch

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting 22 points 5 months ago (10 children)

If they stop selling dumb TVs, I won't own another TV in my life. Not even being funny right now.

[–] NOT_RICK 25 points 5 months ago (5 children)

No need, just leave any smart TVs disconnected from your network and they’re harmless

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

NextDNS has filters for Samsung TV's.

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