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NonCredibleDefense
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I guess the U.S. just calls those Marines.
How long until cops get jets too
First they get Apaches and now jets????
THIS IS BS! It's not fair, I want a jet. Why does nobody give me a jet?? I have enough Pepsi Points you bastard give me my jet
LEGALIZE CIVILIAN FIGHTER JETS
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Hello yes I am a sane individual and can be trusted to buy a used, stripped down f-16 fighter jet. I promise I will not do anything bad with my f-16 fighter jet.
The Founding Fathers fought the commies so you wouldn't have to settle for "stripped down"
Doesn’t the USAF have its own small navy as well?
Doesn't PepsiCo have its own small navy as well?
You might have them confused with Chiquita
Typical soda whataboutism
WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR
Pepsi?
"In a bizarre agreement, Russia sold Pepsi 17 submarines, a frigate, a cruiser, and a destroyer in 1989 to keep soda flowing into its citizens’ mouths. With all this firepower, Pepsi indirectly became the sixth largest naval fleet in the world."
They sold it all as scrap metal
Not any more, and what they bought was scrap.
US Army has a shit-ton of boats. Navy, afaik, none.
Left out how the Navy has its own Army, and that army is larger than any individual army in Europe, e.g. the French have 120k while the USMC is 180k strong
The navy has its own air force and it's better than the actual air force
Debatable. You make a lot of tradeoffs to operate on a carrier.
Where can one find this list? I wanna go from the bottom and see how fast I find my country
Thanks. Why did I even look we are not on the list anyway.
Like Barbados? Just a Cesna 180 and dude with a Glock18.
AINT NOBODY FUCKIN WITH THAT DUDE
How did they get an A-10 successor before it's been revealed to the public?
Well, the Russians actually had a full 10 more than that when OP started drawing the meme.