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As in, the publisher has stopped them preserving it otherwise, so now the publisher must make it accessible somehow?

To fair to that rather silly commenter, Stopkillinggames puts the onus on the publisher while your examples are based on the individuals or other third parties providing the "fix"

In theory, sure. But not with OP saying "Nah-uh" to everything. There's just no fun to be had.

And I really enjoy arguing about game mechanics, just look back at me talking about that insect swarm/animal shapes nonsense people who know nothing about the game came up with.

I'd say I'd agree but there is no stretching here, you'd have to rule that a creature that is missing every part of its body is alive. You'd also have to rule that a pile of dust has a maximum HP of more than 0, or else you'd also be dead instantly.

You'd never get a death save, your already dead.

But no disengage as a bonus action, or disengage & dodge or dash with 1FP

No deflect attacks (1d10+dex+Monk level reduction in damage as a reaction)

No evasion(no damage for dex saves that would do half on success, half on failure)

You also only get your pseudo-extra attack when you expend a bardic inspiration, which is gonna be limited per rest, and requires you to be in melee when you expend the die.

Your also not going to scale your dex before your cha, so your to-hit is going to fall behind enemy AC even at level 1.

Well memed, but it's no fun to try to argue with someone who will take everything in bad faith, even as a joke.

Being in melee might be a little tough, at least single class. Probably depends on the table

D8 hit die, no shields or shield spell, AC might be higher than studded Leather if you play point buy, standard array your gonna miss out on feats but it probably works out

Studded Leather: 12+dex CoD Bard Unarmored Defense: 10+dex+cha

All of them? Veganism will cure autism?

Needs more clown lube

By Azura they are gaslighting themselves

Probably close to zero? Only ever heard of drones starting fires and never heard of casualties from those.

Searching it up brings up nothing, just talks about US drone strikes in the middle east

Yeah, and even then a lot of them remember being browbeaten about his stuff and are still not fans.

Even worse there are some lefties I know who still defend him now for what he "did" back then