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[–] [email protected] 144 points 6 months ago (5 children)

I mean, you're not hired to "code", you're hired to do software engineering. That usually means working with other people. Reviewing code is a win win situation because both get a second pair of eyes on their code and prevent each other from committing dumb shit that you might have to fix later.

I feel like these memes of hating everything other than lone coding is because you keep working for toxic companies. Ffs you're programmers, it's probably super easy to get another job. It doesn't have to be like this.

[–] rockSlayer 26 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I think QA engineering needs to become more widespread. The "extra pair of eyes" can't compare to a department of people dedicated to code review and testing.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

QA and Code reviews do different jobs. Manual and automated testing will not notice your code is shit, so long as all test cases pass.

[–] rockSlayer 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's what QA engineering is for. They are integrated into the dev team and they pull double duty with QA and code review.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (8 children)

In my company QA is dedicated to manual and automated tests. I haven't met many QA engineers who could effectively review any of my code.

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[–] Windex007 14 points 6 months ago

You don't want a department that you throw it over the fence to, you want them embedded on your team. Keep those feedback loops TIGHT bois

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I feel like these memes of hating everything other than lone coding is because you keep working for toxic companies.

No, it's because we are working with humans and their deeply flawed organizations. As much as people hate corporations and love startups, both are always a mess. Every organization I've seen from the inside is barely functioning. Cruft, interpersonal conflicts, incompetence, or simply very bad market situations.

Software engineering kind of has to get involved with almost all of that. If you need to get approval from department A and Stacy just keeps changing what she wants, you'll have to carry that chaos into the development and it will usually percolate through half the engineering department, because hardly any interface is actually a stable attack surface. That means meetings, calls, meetings, reviews, meetings, and fucking Stephen again wants to pitch this weird framework he's so in love with, meetings, budget calls, because there's no way, simply changing the field length can take that much work, meetings, .....

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (6 children)

It's not about corps vs startups. It's about having processes, good communication, dialogue, empathy. And it's also your manager's job to protect the team from externals that keep interrupting and making adhoc requests. If you don't feel safe in ignoring calls and replying with "I'm busy now, schedule smth today please", I consider that a highly toxic workplace.

[–] Alexstarfire 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

For real. All the stuff that person complained about is something a manager should be handling. Mine do. It's very rare for requirements to change for things I'm working on. There's typically going to be some small changes, e.g. wording of a message or moving things around in the UI, that happen but that's to be expected and one of the better parts of working in agile. You make something and find it doesn't work as well as you hoped? Tweak it.

I think the only time things can change drastically is when I'm working on a priority event, AKA something really bad happened for a customer and we've got to fix it ASAP. There's no time to do in depth research beforehand. You just dive in and sometimes you think it's one thing but it's really something else or it's just more involved than you thought.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (9 children)

I guess every job I've ever had has been toxic then. Juniors and to some degree mid-levels don't usually have any say in things like when to meet

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

But testing... Is that really necessary?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

…we haven‘t been sued by our customers for bad code!

Yes thats due to testing.

Can you prove that?

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[–] SpaceNoodle 4 points 6 months ago

Not to mention the fact that the more code there is, the more bugs you have.

[–] fubbernuckin 4 points 6 months ago

Ffs you're programmers, it's probably super easy to get another job. It doesn't have to be like this.

Who's gonna tell them?

[–] kaffiene 52 points 6 months ago

Coders who complain about documenting and tests are coders I don't want to work with

[–] MisterFrog 39 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Problems caught early are much easier to fix than problems caught later. This applies to any project (I'm not a programmer, but an engineer in the traditional sense).

Just "doing it" without coordination and review is a great way to waste a bunch of effort down the line with re-work.

Edit: typo

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

While i agree with the principal statement, this also requires two things to work:

First: The scope should be defined properly, so people can contextualize what they are actually doing and reviewing.

Second: If the scope is subject to change, or parts of it are unclear, there needs to be room to consider, develop and try different variants

This is were good management is crucial, which includes giving breathing room at the start. What we tend to experience is the expectation of already good detailed results, that can be finalized but still work if things change significantly.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Documentation and testing are fundamental parts of writing code.

[–] iarigby 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Also, tests ARE THE code, and equally important too! However so many people make the mistake of writing tests after the function, when the benefit is less immediate. They also have the illusion that they are done and have to do extra work. And since they didn’t write the test first, they most likely wasted a ton of time and energy on extra work of testing changes manually

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[–] thesporkeffect 37 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Honestly documentation is at least as important as code , but I get you

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (3 children)

And isn't testing even more so!?

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[–] thesporkeffect 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Agree, I would put tests higher than documentation, I just got to documentation first and was triggered enough to comment immediately

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Hehe, no hate here - I likewise was spinning off of what you said, carrying it forward:-) (bc those are quite important matters indeed!)

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[–] themeatbridge 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Code Review is also critical and worth every minute you actually spend on it. "Code review" not so much.

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 28 points 6 months ago

I solved this dilemma by quitting and becoming a school bus driver. Now I only have to worry about middle-schoolers threatening to shoot me.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Oh man, the "quick call?"s are the worst

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

"Got a sec?"

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (3 children)

That would imply that people check your calendar before randomly calling. I get calls on Teams even when setting it to appear offline.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

Lol I get calls during calls

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

People call you directly without asking? Ignore them ffs.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Direct co-workers usually ask, it's mostly higher-ups that do it. I guess they think that they're important enough to do it. I absolutely ignore it if I don't have time or are on break.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

even those higher ups need to learn that their underlings can only be productive when they aren't being prevented/distracted from being productive.

[–] Restaldt 4 points 6 months ago

FYI teams has a setting to block direct calls and an automated voice message for missed calls.

Mine has been set to reject calls and play an automated message letting the caller know to ping me first on teams ever since my company decided it was an amazing idea to forward every employee's office phone number/calls to our God damned teams account.

I despise spam calls and refuse to take calls unless asked first

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[–] Bye 19 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Imagine actually going to daily standup, wow

I made a daily meeting invite, and told my team to never show up to it. Lets them show up to work an hour later since I put it in the calendar for 930-10.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Depends on the team. My team do daily standup and it helps. A lot. "What are you working on today and do you need any help to get it done" is a super powerful question to make sure we're all focusing on the same priorities and sharing the knowledge we have, especially in a team of mixed disciplines.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Why not reach out to reach to each team member on a daily or semi daily basis to ask that question?

These meetings REALLY get in the way of progress and we've been killing it ever since our new manager started doing it like this

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I actually tried a daily slack bot instead. The team HATED it with a passion. And the amount of productivity lost on other teams to a backend engineer blocking a systems designer being blocked by a UX flow etc is insanely large. We have never missed a deadline, hit all our revenue targets, and get much. much larger features done in 2/3rds of the time of the next nearest team. Part of that is because we've made sure to reinforce the concept that we are a single team instead of a group of server engineers, backened engineers, frontend engineers, system designers, [removed to protect identity] designers, econ specialists, UX designers, UI artists, and QA working in their own bubble.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Docs and testing have no bravado, but they're important. If they're dragging you down, use your problem-solving brain and find a way to make them work for you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

(Sincerely, someone who doesn't floss)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago
[–] Tenthrow 10 points 6 months ago

Yes testing is such a big problem for those coders.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

The first 3 are why I can't get any work done anymore. The last 3 I would absolutely love to have more time to do.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I worked freelance for like a decade. Then I joined a “real” studio. Literally 80% meetings, team meetings, morning stand ups, presentations, documentation, and senior reviews, then 20% actual work. My old boss was great with time management but he left and the new leads would lock you into a 3h meeting, most of it to discuss other people’s work, then expect you to make 3 days worth of edits in 3h.

I feel this meme hard.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Less time is spent handling on-call issues if you do the code reviews, documentation, and testing...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Not necessarily. Also depends on competency of whoever is looking at using your software/investigating and the legacy of the things you described. A whole different scenario if it's because you forgot to write something in a ticket and someone coming to call for help with docker when you have a docker setup guide they never look at.

[–] Matriks404 4 points 6 months ago

That's why I only code as a hobby.

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