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[–] TotallynotJessica 62 points 6 months ago (4 children)

He might be providing safety tips, but the biggest safety issue is that they left the door open for him to get in.

[–] Aeri 33 points 6 months ago

For all we know that's one of the things he warned them about.

[–] pyre 24 points 6 months ago

which is why in his last panel he says "why the fuck is your front door wide open like this"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He's a god, locked door ain't gonna stop him.

[–] pyre 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

he's the god of the dead, not of lockpicking

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

He got the pick that bosnian bill and lockpicking lawyer made, nothing can stop him.

[–] benignintervention 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

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[–] cardboardchris 49 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Ah yes, Anubis, god of death. Exactly who I want to take safety advice from.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Dude take care of the dead, if anyone you wanna take safety advice from, it's him, he heard some real stuff happening.

[–] cardboardchris 4 points 6 months ago

Hahaha good point.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago

If anybody's gonna know what will kill you...

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why is it edited? The original joke was also hieroglyphs.

[–] MagnyusG 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Last panel would've been better if they didn't say anything

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

here's my 1 minute edit with my phone. Enjoy

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

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[–] mkwt 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Somebody who is less lazy than me should try to translate the glyphs.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

"Hey kid! Imma computa. Stop all the downloadin."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don't know much about computers except for the one at my house my mom put some games on there I play em sometimes—

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

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[–] SzethFriendOfNimi 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

𓀥 𓀦 𓂙 𓃼

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

spoilersdfsaf