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[-] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

as a connoisseur of can-juice, tuna is bottom shelf. Canned mackerel and canned salmon have way better juice. The tippy top shelf can-juice is king oscar sardines in olive oil. The hardest can-juice to swallow imo is artichoke water. Surprisingly good: plain tomato sauce, tastes like plain v8!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

I have actually tried artichoke water, albeit only from a jar, not a can. It's not that bad if you buy a good quality product.

Would never attempt sardine juice, however.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

Agreed. Definitely missing a bit of celery and/or pickles to make it a proper tuna salad.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

They're really good, but you can't do more than 7 or 8 in an hour.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Finally, a ma of culture.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

Ima crosspost this to foodcrimes in a few hours if you don’t mind

[-] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

Not at all. Have at it.

[-] SkyezOpen 2 points 1 day ago

That weird cocktail guy would probably try it. He made and drank (way more than anyone would expect) beef fizz.

[-] Furbag 1 points 1 day ago

How2Drink on YouTube lol.this definitely seems like it would make the next episode of Cursed Cocktails.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago
[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago

This is a human rights violation

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Perhaps, but after doing a bit of research I came to conclude that this is actually just a non-alcoholic variation on two existing shots, namely the Tapeworm and the Hot Mexican Hooker.

The Tapeworm is a shot of vodka with a dollop of mayonnaise squeezed in (sorta like in the picture above) and sprinkled with pepper, and the Hot Mexican Hooker consists of two parts Tequila, one part Tabasco, and a dash of tuna can juice.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I see you took the best parts of both.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I honestly just stole this meme from somewhere else so I make no claim to having invented this recipe.

Also, if you ask me, I think some celery and maybe a dash of pickle juice might go well with it in order to really round out the tuna salad experience. Also the pepper rim seems rather odd since tuna salad isn't exactly known for being particularly spicy.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Uhhh! I remember something else,the Concrete mixer: 3 parts Baileys & 1 part limejuce (you also could add salt and call it "Blowjob"

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

You can do worse. There's a shot called "brain hemorrhage", which is a splash of grenadine, peach schnapps, and Bailey's poured on top and it looks like something that came straight out of H. R. Giger's lab.

[-] SkyezOpen 1 points 1 day ago

Peach and bailey's doesn't sound great but not terrible either. I'd give it a shot. Pun unintended but committed to.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

In that case, can I interest you in an Infected Whitebread? It consists of vodka and Bloody Mary Mix, mixed with a spoonful of cottage cheese. Cheers!

[-] SkyezOpen 2 points 1 day ago

I enjoy cottage cheese but I think this might be where I draw the line lol

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

You shall never see the light of God. To the outer darkness you shall be banished for the wickedness thou hast wrought upon the earth. Get thee behind me, foul creature.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

By the pow'r of two, we banish thee.


[-] synapse1278 1 points 1 day ago

Hmmm, fresh out of the can

[-] MyFairJulia 3 points 1 day ago
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[-] Alteon 4 points 2 days ago

What? You don't want zoodles of mayonnaise added to your tuna brine?

[-] MewtwoLikesMemes 8 points 2 days ago
[-] NegativeLookBehind 11 points 2 days ago

OP is a fucking criminal

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Wait 'til you hear about "Seagull Shit"

Pour 2 cl Helbing (caraway liquor ) into a shot glass. Place 1 solid slice of Mettwurst or Blood sausage on the glass and top with a thick dollop of remoulade (or spicy mustard).

Depending on your preference: eat the sausage first and then drink or drink first and then eat the sausage.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Honestly that doesn't sound too bad. You won't scare me with mettwurst and remoulade, and I'm sure the caraway liquor can't be too bad.

If you want to top the grossness scale, how about New Jersey Turnpike?

That's when the bartender wipes down the bar and squeezes the rag into a shotglass. Good luck finding anything that's worse than that.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Does Bar mean the whole Pub, or does bar mean only the "Barkeepers workbench"? If the latter is the case, I may know of something worse. There once was a "Bar" called "Clochard" where people said you had to drink a beer made up of all the leftover sips you could find on the tables around you to enjoy the full "Clochard-experience"

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Apparently it's basically the contents of the bar mat with a garnish of rag drippings. And I assume it's just from the bar but honestly who cares, it's disgusting either way and will likely get you sick. I doubt anyone orders this seriously, it's probably just a novelty or maybe a particularly gruesome dare.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Healthiest American food

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Thanks I hate it

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Add some olive oil and you'll pass liquid at both ends in no time.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Just get tuna packed in olive oil instead of water and use that.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Other than the black pepper, my cats would love this!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Idk if my cat would enjoy the mayo. But I do know he loves tuna water.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

It's made for finches, but humans can drink it too.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Serve it with a slice of hard boiled egg and salt.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I'll just take the rest of the tuna in the can, thanks.

[-] 9point6 2 points 2 days ago
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