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[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass 129 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

I'd trade the fast and furious series for a pack of cigarettes and a sixer.

[–] EdibleFriend 88 points 6 months ago

And I don't even smoke or drink

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

We can just throw the series away. No trade necessary.

[–] thorbot 6 points 6 months ago

I’d trade them for a swift slap on the ass

[–] [email protected] 68 points 6 months ago (3 children)

This person is the kind of person that would keep wishing on a monkey paw. The rest of Niell Blomkamp's movies have been not great, and a sequel would probably be so bad to make the original worse.

[–] Brunbrun6766 50 points 6 months ago (3 children)

What the FUCK did you just say about Chappie???

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Chappie was bad, and I say that as a Die Antwoord enjoyer.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I was Die Antwoord enjoyer until recently when I learned all the recent controversies they’ve been stirring up since at least 2013. It’s worth researching if you’re still riding off that old 2008 MySpace/OG Website high like I was.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago

damn. well, they weren't the classiest bunch, so im not surprised, but i am disappointed

[–] glimse 17 points 6 months ago

I figured it'd be Ninja getting accused sexual assault so even though it pisses me off, I'm not shocked

I was, however, surprised to read the accusations against Yolandi....from DANNY BROWN no less.

[–] Brunbrun6766 17 points 6 months ago

I hate Die Antwoord, but Chappie is a good boy and shouldn't be lumped in with them!

[–] glimse 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)

In comparison to District 9, Chappie was pretty awful. I was VERY excited for it but left disappointed. It was so campy and...unrealistic? That sounds stupid to say in the same breath as praise for District 9 but I don't mean the settings, I mean the stories. The character writing and plot were just not great.

[–] CitizenKong 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, Bloomkamp is one of those good directors that mistakenly think they are also good writers (See also: Zack Snyder, M. Knight Shyamalan).

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[–] aquinteros 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

yeah, a dude "figuring out" complete AI in a single night of hardcore coding was super weird

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

That was more a scene of his final night of work. It was still kinda weird, but they set it up so that it was supposed to show that he was working all night, every night on the project, and finally hit the right "code" to make it work.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It was nothing original, just Short Circuit with guns

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[–] JackLSauce 4 points 6 months ago

Not great doesn't mean bad. I had fun with Gran Turismo

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting 45 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I would trade six monkey paws for Hollywood to stop being so risk averse

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

But that’s where all the rich people pour their money dude

WON’T SOMEONE THINK ABOUT THE RICH PEOPLE 😂

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Privately owned studios should all be run at a loss as a point of pride among the wealthy. "Oh, you're funding a popular film? For profit? How embarrassing for you."

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[–] glimse 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (14 children)

[edit] I misinterpreted the intent of this comment to mean the complete opposite - the person I am replying to is NOT saying that there's no sequel because Hollywood is risk averse so my first paragraph is arguing a point they're not making, my bad

~~I agree with the statement but I feel like you have it backwards. Introducing a new cast and story is a risk, remaking or filming a sequel of a beloved movie is the safe bet they keep falling back on.~~

Maybe I'm in the minority here but I'm content that there's no sequel to District 9. The story was told well and had a proper ending. I loved the characters and world building but I don't need another story set there unless it was planned that way from the start.

Maybe it'd be good. I'd love to be wrong. I've just been burned way too many times by hamfisted sequels to get excited anymore - especially when the original came out as long as this one

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[–] Daft_ish 45 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Why? The first one was very experimental. They release a second one they are given two bad choices. They continue the original cinematic vision but being a sequel the plot suffers and it fails or they try something new and it falls flat.

Why ruin a perfectly, self contained, what I would consider masterpiece by trying to expand the universe.

I would be ok with exploring the world some more but maybe in more traditional heros tale type outline. Even then half the audience will think your getting, excuse the bad joke, "district 10."

[–] UNY0N 26 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Most sequels are sub-par, agreed. But this story does seem half-finished at the end of the film, a sequel would practically write itself.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Tbh, the sequel is the aliens come back and conquer humanity, but since the whole thing is a metaphor for apartheid politics, the sequel plays into a bit of a different narrative than anti-racism.

Though it'd honestly be pretty great if the sequel was the aliens don't come back, but Earth tears itself apart worrying about what will happen if they do.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Hold up. People assume it's about apartheid. Remember all those clips of South Africans saying "they should go back where they come from" in that documentary montage at the beginning? Those were real clips of people talking about immigrants from Zimbabwe. District 9 is about immigration.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I'd say more refugees than immigration per se, but yeah, it's about that too. The great thing about a metaphor about "othering" people is it can apply to a lot of things. Racism, immigration, jingoism, homophobia, etc.

It's taken mostly as a metaphor for apartheid because of the, you know, country and the apartheid they did in recent history and the apartheid done in the movie, but there's plenty of meaning to be found in "don't be a bigot and don't let people starve out of neglect and spite."

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[–] w2tpmf 8 points 6 months ago

Not just experimental, but an afterthought made with leftovers of a partially made movie that production failed on.

The location, props, cgi, and even parts of the story were the scraps of the Halo movie that Peter Jackson started to make before abandoning it.

The result was an excellent movie, but the circumstances of slapping a new coat of paint onto a half produced film make for a very unique and hard to replicate product.

[–] sagrotan 31 points 6 months ago

I raise you the complete Marvel trash heap and several individual "sequels" made in the last 5 or so years. Neill Blomkamp has so many ideas, literally dozens of teasers are on YouTube. Most of them are seriously awesome. Do we really have to wait until all the geriatric Hollywood dinosaurs are dead? And with then their talentless and greedy "protégés"?

[–] CptInsane0 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You're not thinking this through. Bring the Krill into the F&F movies.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

And they can all be a big happy FAMILY !!!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I was so excited for Elysium because I thought it would be the spiritual sequel.

[–] CookieOfFortune 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Yeah and I feel its problem was on the writing and directing. The concept was there but you just didn’t care about characters. They should’ve made the first half a romance, and then the second half about vengeance/redemption.

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[–] TehWorld 18 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I’d really like them to make a sequel to “The Matrix”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Me too buddy, me too.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

guess you're not family.

[–] VelvetStorm 10 points 6 months ago (3 children)

They are making a district 10.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

There's been vague rumours for 15 years now. I'll believe it when I see it.

[–] DogWater 7 points 6 months ago

So I saw a blurb about this recently and it seems unfounded. Only 1 place was reporting anything and nowhere else online would corroborate it.

The last known news before that was the project is currently on hold for an unknown length of time. It may or may not get made. It's far from certain yet.

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[–] MeanEYE 10 points 6 months ago

Let's not dream about that. Lately, all the remakes and reenvisions have been nothing but a quick cash grab and extreme disappointment to all those who loved original works.

[–] Rambomst 7 points 6 months ago

A sequel called District 10 has been written. About a year ago Neill Blomkamp said he’s unsure about making it now but believes it might be made in the future.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Christopher Nolan disagrees.

Yes, google it, I was amazed too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Bobmighty 5 points 6 months ago

No thanks. I've seen the rest of his movies.

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