this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2024
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[–] punkcoder 103 points 7 months ago (1 children)

really struggling to figure out if I should vote or down vote this, and which direction that should go.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

I'm having a hard time too .... I had to get a ladder to pick up my phone from the ceiling

[–] Sam_Bass 35 points 7 months ago (3 children)

The SOUTHERN hemispherial mind is missing an r

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

You mean the southen hemisphere, right?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Sam_Bass 4 points 7 months ago

Whut? KeRning?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Sam_Bass 2 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

ɹoʇɐǝɹɔ ʎq pǝʇǝlǝp

[–] Acedia 1 points 7 months ago

Downvoted for upvote

[–] hperrin 17 points 7 months ago

“northen hemispherial”

[–] TheOneWithTheHair 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

¿uǝʞɐʇ oʇoɥd ʇɐɥʇ sɐʍ ɐᴉʅɐɹʇsnⱯ uᴉ ǝɹǝɥM

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

.ǝlıɥɔ ǝp oƃɐıʇuɐs ,ɐılɐɹʇsuɐ ɯoɹɟ ʎɐʍɐ ɹɐɟ s'ʇɐɥʇ

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I flushed my toilet backwards in honor of this post

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit I just realized because of your comment that I could pull up on my toilet handle to flush it backwards instead of pushing it down to flush normally!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I mean are you cleaning all the shit that just flew up out of my toilet? If so then, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I meant to say, “you’re welcome to do that yourself.”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh then you should be more cautious with what you run around on the internet telling people because that was not cool man now I've got a bunch of shit in my bathroom that I'm not going to clean up and neither are you so I'm in a pinch

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I’m not the one with the exploding toilet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That didn't happen until people started telling me they could flush their toilets backwards

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Nobody said that you should do that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But this is what disclaimers are for nobody specifically said I couldn't or shouldn't do that. Who would have thought that pushing down would have made the shit go down but pulling up made it come up?? People like me are the reason there's a tag on a hair blow dryer saying don't use this while you're in the bathtub.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

People like me are the reason there's a tag on a hair blow dryer saying don't use this while you're in the bathtub.

Don’t believe the tag. You should totally try that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I mean the internet has never really steered me wrong except that one time when I flush my toilet backwards maybe you're right be right back.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I promise that you will find the results shocking, to say the least

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You're right. Now my house has no electricity and my hair dryer appears to be broken. That tag was misleading, maybe you're alright after all. Still, hard to clean all this shit up with no lights.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

At least you can’t see it anymore

You’re welcome

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Flawless logic. You're truly one of the good ones.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

If I like this, should it be an upvote or a downvote?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Upvote, while the signal travels trough the equator it will turn upside down.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

This is an underrated comment.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

My language skills are good enough that I can still read that even though it's upside down without flying to the southern hemisphere or flipping my phone. And the picture just reminds me of playing GTA5 doing the "fly upside down as long as you can" event. lol

[–] wjrii 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I gave you an antipodean upvote, buddy!

[–] grue 3 points 7 months ago

This is a good answer to one of those "what's an insult that sounds like a compliment" !asklemmy topics.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

ah yes a classic the northern hemisphere mind cant comprehend this post. My beloved.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We're the best country of Chile

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago
[–] NeptuneOrbit 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Texas has a copycat flag, chile is the original and we should sue.

But yeah, Santiago too walkable to be texas.

[–] A_A 2 points 7 months ago

We knew that : on the bottom side of the Earth the sky is down. ...why do you suppose we didn't knew ?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Jokes on you, I cant read

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

You’re right and meow I don’t know which arrow to click.

[–] Z3k3 1 points 7 months ago

I am completely baffled by this post

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Go home global south, you’re drunk

[–] TokenBoomer 1 points 7 months ago

He did it. The madlad did it.

[–] TropicalDingdong 1 points 7 months ago

I don't get out