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[–] [email protected] 370 points 6 months ago (5 children)

I had a coworker who used to dress like this, his go-to was a naval peacoat with a top hat.

On Halloween he came to work wearing a hoodie and jeans and it freaked everyone out.

[–] [email protected] 272 points 6 months ago

On Halloween he came to work wearing a hoodie and jeans and it freaked everyone out.

That's one hell of a long game. Respect.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 6 months ago (2 children)

did you offer to marry him?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

Obvs out of my league.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Knew a guy who wore a trenchcoat, black, and a kilt, standard red tartan, even when it was 110 out.

Was chilling with his younger brother one day bitching about how fucking hot it was when this badass walks up in said attire with his guitar slung over his shoulder, goes "shut up you pussies", pulls out his guitar, and does a bit of improv chords while singing the last couple of things we'd said, something like "it's hot as balls out here"

I wish I could be even a 10th as cool as that guy was, because goddamn

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting 33 points 6 months ago

The long con

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[–] teft 201 points 6 months ago (14 children)

I would want to exude this energy:

But I know I would exude this energy:

[–] MeatPilot 89 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (6 children)

If I looked like this, I'd have to beat the women back with a stick!

Because they are filthy peasants of course and I can't have them touching my finery. Also my wrists would be too delicate to wield a stick, so I'd have a boy for that.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 months ago (2 children)

No need to use a stick - if you're The Macaroni, you're allowed to use your.........elbows

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[–] [email protected] 109 points 6 months ago

They’re just after his chocolate factory.

[–] MrJameGumb 69 points 6 months ago (5 children)

If you take away the top hat it doesn't even look that old fashioned lol just like a really well dressed guy

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 56 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The top hat makes it though.

[–] MrJameGumb 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I like the top hat too, I'm just saying that's the only part that makes it seem "historical"

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 18 points 6 months ago

It’s equal parts classy and sassy.

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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 34 points 6 months ago (8 children)
[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 months ago

Accessibility is very modern

[–] MrJameGumb 24 points 6 months ago

The cane gives it some hipster flair lol

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[–] brlemworld 25 points 6 months ago (2 children)

A really well dressed guy that lives in a cool climate. You wouldn't wear that shit in Texas or Florida or Missouri.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Of course not. Who wants to summer in the colonies? My word.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (3 children)

The upper class did, even before air conditioning. I don't know how they did it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Probably with the aid of their fainting couch.

[–] Death_Equity 18 points 6 months ago

I'd love a fainting couch, all I have is this stupid blackout futon.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 6 months ago (14 children)

Perhaps it is this man’s display of the wealth required to buy these dandy clothes which procures said marriage proposals.

Meanwhile I, despite flawless erudition, am judged by my daily wear of “wife beater” apparel. I blame the casual utterance of such profanities.

If my tank top offends any woman for being wife beater toppage, I say to her “Madam, I have no wife. Would you please to hand me another beer from yonder fridge?”

[–] braxy29 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

this whole thread hurts me. ugh

guy makes his own clothes, or at least that was the case originally.

i have big respect. let the man slay. you're welcome to your wife-beaters, and others are welcome to their finery.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The post you're replying to is painfully obviously a joke

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 6 months ago (5 children)

I've met people like this. They tend to have delusions about their wierd thing. Im confident those proposals were mostly in his head or from one off jests.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 22 points 6 months ago

I'm a school bus driver and I've been proposed to by third-graders. I don't exactly take them seriously since I'm older than their grandparents.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I wonder where he finds the money to get these clothes that are probably tailored. Must've cost a fortune.

[–] [email protected] 103 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Someone shared a link to his socials, he does his own tailoring.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's honestly very cool. As long as he's not being an ass about it, I think it's neat that he's expressing himself on a daily basis and wearing what makes him happy.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

That's so fucking cool. Good on him.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I just wear shit from gap and have been married three times

get on my level noob

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[–] Chestnut 43 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
[–] residentmarchant 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

While very cool, I have to say I was not expecting the stripteases in all of his videos

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (2 children)

For real, grow up and show us your cock already 😡

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[–] momocchi 34 points 6 months ago

Wtf i know this guy he’s a friend if mines younger brother, haven’t seen him in years now but he does always look that dapper

[–] Anticorp 32 points 6 months ago (10 children)

Why don't we dress cool anymore?

[–] Moneo 38 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Lots of people do. Wear whatever you want.

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[–] ExfilBravo 32 points 6 months ago (7 children)

It says "countless offers of marriage" but not that it was women offering to marry him. So it could also be dudes. Schrödinger's sexuality I guess.

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[–] Thcdenton 29 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I want to stab him and take his little sack of silver coins.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago

Just use regency era dating standards, showing ankles is basically a proposal right?

[–] unreachable 26 points 6 months ago (7 children)

something something chocolate factory

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[–] JoeTheSane 24 points 6 months ago

That is one dapper motherfucker

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

Plot twist: the marriage offers are all from a single obsessed stalker.

[–] niktemadur 18 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Oh, innumerable offers! Manifold! Multitudinous!
One might even say - a plethora!

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