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[–] [email protected] 143 points 7 months ago (5 children)

“Will cost America”

Haha no. It will not cost working class people a cent. Which is most of America.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

Well you know capitalism. Privatize the profits, socialize the losses.

When corporate is losing money it's "All of us in America lost 700 million in productivity"

But when profits are higher than ever before it's "Sorry there's no bonus this year, we're giving our CEO a 50 million dollar parachute. We know you worked hard so here's a thank you card and a candy bar"

[–] tinyVoltron 14 points 7 months ago

Wait... You get a candy bar?! Lucky!

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 10 points 7 months ago

"Anyone who took off the day of the eclipse is not entitled to a candy bar."

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[–] Wrench 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Certainly cost me a pretty penny to travel to see it. But that's not the narrative NBC is looking for

[–] xpinchx 7 points 7 months ago

Ya I paid $100 in gas and $100 for a camp site on someone's private land (same place I camped in 2017). Well worth it tho.

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[–] TOModera 84 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Truly sad part? The tourism benefit from it was estimated at 6$ billion... but NBC doesn't want that.

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[–] Phegan 63 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If the eclipse lost 700 million dollars, imagine what we can do if we did a general strike. The oligarchy would shit themselves.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Imagine if we blot out the sun for good!

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Now do the math for everyone eating Taco Bell just before their shift

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 7 months ago (4 children)

So, over 300 million people enjoying a once in a lifetime natural event cost "the economy" about as much money as a typical CEO steals in a day?

Sounds like misdirected anger.

[–] wabafee 14 points 7 months ago (9 children)

It's like we forgot why we have an economy in the first place. Wasn't it to enjoy our lives in this planet.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No only for the select few, the rest of us are serfs. At this point I wouldn't be surprised if one of the billionaires started calling themselves Ramesses XXVI or something.

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[–] FlyingSquid 7 points 7 months ago (6 children)

It's the "avocado toast" people all over again. "Why are you enjoying anything in your life right now when you could be waiting to enjoy things in the last 10-20 years of your life (if you live that long)?"

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[–] AngryCommieKender 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

Way less than 300 million. The entirety of the West Coast had 50% occlusion or less, and as XKCD pointed out last week, that isn't even noticable.

I'm only pointing this out to point out that they are bitching about a fraction of the country, and less than a percent of the so called economy.

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[–] mechoman444 52 points 7 months ago (11 children)

Nothing was lost. Not a single penny!

People aren't being paid for every moment they remain on task. They're getting paid for works completed! They're getting paid for doing their job. They don't have to be at their desk/station/site every single moment to remain productive!

This idea that people need to be paid less if they do less work is absolute Insanity. People need to be paid a fair wage for completing jobs, whatever that may be.

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[–] mercano 49 points 7 months ago (1 children)

People get PTO. It’s built into the cost of hiring workers. From the traffic last night, a LOT of them used vacation time, and probably generated tourism revenue as they traveled to see the eclipse.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

My dad definitely used his accrued vacation to post up in a nice hotel in Texas. Lots of people did the same.

But this isn't about that. It's about this ingrained labor culture that permeates our society. If corporate isn't doing good then our media will sound the alarms about how every single American must be suffering and all the average Joe's problems are because those asshole day laborers took the productivity away.

Same song as when the pandemic forced work from home. The media spent years telling us how selfish those people were. Not even because the companies weren't still making comparable money, but because office buildings were losing tenants.

But they'd never frame that as offices becoming out dated in the age of technology. It's obviously the selfish workers who won't think of the poor leeches that need them to rent their office spaces or the poor middle managers who suddenly become obsolete when everything can be done from a living room.

[–] ilinamorato 43 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Whoa, we generate that much money every four minutes? That's bonkers. ...remind me again why we need the executives, then?

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago (3 children)

"Journalism" is just rage bait now, they know exactly what they're doing with this headline and it pisses me off ... which is ironic.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago

It can't be lost if it doesn't exist

[–] dellish 28 points 7 months ago (9 children)

Remind me again why people from "non-shithole" countries would want to move to the US? The priorities on display here are beyond belief.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I read an article headline yesterday claiming that it would generate $6 billion in economic output due to tourism. That would far outweigh the lost productivity.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Decided to do some math of what I could totally see a corporate media outlet headline saying.

"Weekends are costing America $11,199,999,999,968 a year. Is it time to end weekends?"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

You should round that up to $11,200,000,000,000 to make the number look bigger

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[–] niktemadur 23 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Predictably idiotic headline. A few hours ago, before coming across this post, I visualized just such a stupid headline and chuckled to myself for thinking of such low-hanging fruit. And here it is.

A meaningless figure, mindlessly arrived at with the same abstract mathematical tools that could and should be also mentioning how much money is lost by keeping so many people poor and with hurdles, by NOT investing in education, on public health, on the environment...
But we never read these assholes talking about this in this manner, now do we?

[–] FlyingSquid 11 points 7 months ago

There is no fruit so low-hanging that the U.S. media will not pick it. I predicted, quite accurately, that Fox would claim that the eclipse would allow immigrants to cross over the border in the dark.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's the duty of every worker to produce as little value as possible while working.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 21 points 7 months ago
  • $700M in lost productivity

  • $23T GDP

Not even a decimal point on a decimal point and they're still complaining

[–] Dr_Nik 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I manage a team of 5 people. I told them all not to come in so they could go see the eclipse. I told them not to take vacation and just bill it as normal hours. Three listened to me. One took a half day. One just went and worked...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

"yess I'm the only one here today, the boss is surely going to love me more than the rest of those lazy fuckers"

[–] AnalogyAddict 9 points 7 months ago (10 children)

Probably more like "being in crowds cripples me and I hate my home life, so I'd just as soon work."

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think we need to start giving wedgies and noogies to data nerds who generate statistics like this. It's a giod stepping off point to get us to the Butlerian Jihad.

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[–] EdibleFriend 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Please tell me this isn't real

[–] return2ozma 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] EdibleFriend 9 points 7 months ago

Why is this one of the most flabbergasting things I've read in a long time

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[–] Plague_Doctor 15 points 7 months ago

Lmao what is $700 million to the world's largest GDP. Mfing Norfolk Southern just paid out $600 million to East Palestine residents for gasing their town.

[–] benjihm 15 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Where does that figure even come from?

[–] undergroundoverground 9 points 7 months ago

Much like the eclipse, they got them from where the sun don't shine.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

I don’t believe anything NBC says about anything anymore

Fuck NBC

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What about all the eclipse sunglasses sales?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Hey, at least they're not blaming us for the loss entirely this time!

[–] unreasonabro 7 points 7 months ago

opinions like this are gonna cost a lot more

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