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[–] [email protected] 90 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I believe it's depicting a non-sexual massage

I also believe that the artist was being a cheeky little shit about it to amuse themself on the job lol

[–] kamenlady 22 points 10 months ago

Like some of the guys that made those little goblins, that hang on churches, cathedrals and such? They loved to include their own goblins in nefarious poses. They are usually at a height, where you don't recognize it looking as a peasant from the ground.

[–] ScruffyDucky 70 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Twas a healing massage which contained vitamin D

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's totally normal that the masseur is not wearing pants. They always to this.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pants weren't even invented yet

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Those were hard times

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 17 points 10 months ago

Butt sex.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hard times make hard men.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Hard men make sore buttholes

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't see how the snake could enter the cave like that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Yeah all these woodcuts out here giving bottoms totally unrealistic expectations of the size and flexibility of the snakes out there smh

[–] Son_of_dad 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It always STARTS as a massage

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It started off with a kiss, how did it end up like this?

[–] daina 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It was only a kiss

[–] bitchkat 2 points 10 months ago

and party every day

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

And, well maybe, just the tip.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Hey guys, is getting a massage gay??

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Just a little.

[–] finkrat 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

NSFW this please

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I just opened this at work and my boss doesn’t seem upset but she has recommended me a couple of Japanese comics. Verdict:sfw

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Depending on the comics she may be trying to hint at something

[–] setsneedtofeed 3 points 10 months ago

177013

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I don’t know much about them so your guess is as good as mine. “Thomas no Shinzo” and “Love Stage!!”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

He's just getting a massage tho?

[–] gmanlikescheese 13 points 10 months ago

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Looks more like he's massaging the dude's prostate.

[–] BassaForte 8 points 10 months ago

NSFW.

[+] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

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[+] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

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[–] Thcdenton 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I've noticed mods on here are hair-trigger with the Islamophobia removals. Can't we hate all organized religions equally?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thank you. Censorship is for the weak.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Is it censorship when you clean up the off-topic, emotionally charged comments that don't belong in a given community? This is a science sub, why bring up religion on a completely unrelated topic? There's a good chance it was a bot anyway, they've ramped up the divisive posts to maximum.

Are you censoring the wood shavings when you sweep the shop?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You could make that argument for the whole thread, though. It's just that LGBT stuff is treated as always on topic across a lot of communities.

There were times where the atheism and LGBT subs on Reddit were practically indistinguishable.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If this were a meme about whatever liberal this or that you were talking about then that would be the case. This is a science meme about archeology and , to not be improper, labeling things as something they probably aren't. For example, smooth well-worn wooden penises (made of non-splintering wood even) and calling then fertility symbols or good luck charms. Yes it does look like its a legitimate back massage in the image, just done in a very nontraditional way that makes it look like 2 dudes connecting on a deeper level, which is what the meme is referencing.

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[–] hakunawazo 7 points 10 months ago

*Scratch noise* You wonder how I ended up here...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

omg they were roommates!

[–] radicalautonomy 4 points 10 months ago

L/AchillesAndHisFriend

[–] stoicmaverick 1 points 10 months ago

A shame that neither of them ever took a wife.