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Are you as smart as Ben? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/lemmyshitpost
 
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[–] Jimmycakes 55 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I read about these bitches, they are not ok.

[–] Wizard_Pope 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What in particular is so bad of I may ask?

[–] DarylDutch 58 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Just googled them. They seem to be twins to a worrying degree. If something happens to one, it has to happen to both of them, including unnecessary medical procedures. They seemed to really go off the deep end when realising they might not get pregnant together.

[–] Wizard_Pope 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Being twins really got in their head huh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

It's their entire identity

[–] John_McMurray 7 points 8 months ago

I had to end a relationship with a twin when her sister got pregnant. I was in no situation to support a child then if it could be avoided, and I just knew there was a "accident" coming soon. She managed to get pregnant from some guy less than 2 months later.

[–] BackOnMyBS 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If it doesn't really harm them, then what does it matter?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The mental state is the problem... imagine one of them suddenly dies.

[–] Gigglygoo 16 points 8 months ago (5 children)

https://youtu.be/B8r37yijUWo?si=yz0iRrEKirslbMQa

You decide. How they try to say the same thing at the same time and fail at it is particularly funny for me

[–] Wizard_Pope 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sheesh their mom seems so done with them. Also yeah the saying things at the same time is really weird. The pther just randomly daying words to match her sister.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It seems one needs to raise twins with a healthy dose of individuality or risk them becoming emotionally stunted in their development and being overly dependent on one another. Weirdly, this is the second time I've seen a video of Australian twins who are way too in to it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

video of Australian twins who are way too in to it

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Omg they are really insane! Also ben has NO clue what's going on. He just sits there like "I have no idea how I got into this situation or how to get out, pls help."

[–] theangryseal 3 points 8 months ago

How bizarre!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

There is something seriously wrong with them... that man needs to LEAVE ASAP!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://piped.video/B8r37yijUWo?si=yz0iRrEKirslbMQa

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago (2 children)

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!

[–] unreachable 16 points 8 months ago

two pairs of them.

"and i'm not talking about the eyes!"

[–] RubberDuck 1 points 8 months ago

Four Krustys

[–] Sweetpeaches69 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

When you apply so much makeup you enter the uncanny valley.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Ben is fucked. And not in a good way.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

*not only in a good way.

[–] BackOnMyBS 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Am I the only one that thinks Ben has won the lottery? What am I missing??

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Do watch some of the videos posted above.

[–] BackOnMyBS 2 points 8 months ago

Oh god. Aside from the odd need to be extremely identical, I found them annoying in the first 5 mins. I can't imagine having them around regularly. Wow.

[–] Batting1000 23 points 8 months ago

If you’re lucky enough to date a Ben, you don’t ask questions, either. I dated one. He left me for something called an Allison. 😞

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Maybe their necklaces and earrings don't adhere to OSHA regulations. I don't know. Everyone has to use their own judgement when posting and I think it's better to mark NSFW when in doubt, but there seems to be at least two different ways people use NSFW feature so sometimes the choice of using an NSFW tag might not make sense.

[–] mynameisigglepiggle 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

They insist on doing the same thing at the exact same time and are pathological about it.

100% chance they both do Ben, but he will have to come in both of them with the same amount of cum, somehow at the same time

Source: the reality tv show they were on

[–] Rayspekt 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ben needs a Y-shaped cum splitter.

That should be a new sentence.

[–] mynameisigglepiggle 3 points 8 months ago

You joke but they might have exactly something like that. Or he can only do cumshots over both their faces

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Ben's eyes are just too erotic

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I suspect their "identical twins"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I'm just playing it safe, I've had so many posts removed from this comm, I still have no idea why. Sometimes they give a reason, sometimes they don't.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Last time I disappointed two people that bad was at dinner with my parents.

[–] sagrotan 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Believe you me, it's better to disappoint your parents than make them proud asf. They don't leave you alone anymore. BTW happened by accident and lies, from which i can't back out again. I'm so stupid.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 3 points 8 months ago

I’m a Lemmy commenter, not the therapist that you might need.

[–] Maalus 3 points 8 months ago

What works and doesn't in your family isn't the same as what works in other people's. I would also wager more often than not, that it is the opposite of your experience.

[–] AnUnusualRelic 19 points 8 months ago

Ben said nothing. "Help me" said his eyes.

[–] Etterra 10 points 8 months ago

I saw these guys on some show back during Discovery's slide into trash content. IIRC they got plastic surgery to even out some minor variations to become more identical.

[–] Ginger666 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Cuz mods on lemmy.world are crazy.

[–] captainlezbian -4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That’s weird and kinda fucked up. Sharing a partner with your sister is closer to incest than you should be comfortable with

[–] rob_t_firefly 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My siblings and I had enough trouble sharing toys or snacks without getting into a fight.

[–] captainlezbian 4 points 8 months ago

Yeah. Like I’m very poly and my wife and I don’t have vetos or anything but if she started dating my sister I don’t know who I’d yell at first.

And with identical twins it’s somehow grosser. Like fraternal twins already need effort in parenting to ensure they’re not at risk of codependency with each other, and with identical twins there’s this cultural force of treating them like they’re interchangeable. It’s really fucked up.