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Are you as smart as Ben? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/lemmyshitpost
 
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Maybe their necklaces and earrings don't adhere to OSHA regulations. I don't know. Everyone has to use their own judgement when posting and I think it's better to mark NSFW when in doubt, but there seems to be at least two different ways people use NSFW feature so sometimes the choice of using an NSFW tag might not make sense.

[–] mynameisigglepiggle 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

They insist on doing the same thing at the exact same time and are pathological about it.

100% chance they both do Ben, but he will have to come in both of them with the same amount of cum, somehow at the same time

Source: the reality tv show they were on

[–] Rayspekt 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ben needs a Y-shaped cum splitter.

That should be a new sentence.

[–] mynameisigglepiggle 3 points 8 months ago

You joke but they might have exactly something like that. Or he can only do cumshots over both their faces

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Ben's eyes are just too erotic

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I'm just playing it safe, I've had so many posts removed from this comm, I still have no idea why. Sometimes they give a reason, sometimes they don't.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I suspect their "identical twins"