Im guessing some conservative freak out happened over fruit cups?
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There was a video on twitter of migrants selling fruit and a conservative woman freaking out. I assume that’s what it’s referring to.
It's so tiring to keep track of what they're outraged about now.
“Fruit cup" = a queer person
I thought that was a pretty common slur?
Nah. That's a fruit cake.
I thought a fruitcake was a crazy person.
Shit. Fair.
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But fruit cups are tasty and nutritious
And queer people aren't?
Controversial opinion but I don't think humans taste good.
Maybe you don't. I'm an absolute snack.
Tried to make a sex joke about tasting people but I guess I just literally don't know what about that is sexy, so someone else do it
Actually human meat is lacking in key nutrients because it has already used up the nutrients that the human body burns through quickly.
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Wut? Too early for me to try and make up context...
Fruit bats are scary, apparently
Fruit in a plastic shaker is unnecessary waste. Makes sense its a trigger.
What is the meaning of this meme? Im lost.
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What does this even mean
I think this is supposed to be a joke about MAGATs never eating fruit?
That just begs the question: Why is he skinny?
Also, it appears they accidentally left out the part where it's funny.
Why is he skinny?
Meth. The answer is meth.
So meth is healthy?
I worked with a woman who'd just gotten off meth. She swore that she got sick more often while clean because... meth was made out of cold medicine.
I think you worked with my ex.
I love how no one understands this, but it's still massively upvoted. We like the vibes.
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Fruit bats?
Rainbow fruit cup?
Looks like a fruit bat. But I still don’t get the joke.
Me neither. I can only assume there was some news item about right wingers wetting their pants over fruit cups that I missed.
And honestly, I wouldn't be surprised. They wet their pants about everything.
Seems to be referencing this tweet which I found on another post. Doesn't seem to be just about fruit, but easiest thing to mock I guess? I agree with mocking them, but seems a little easy to strawman: https://twitter.com/LibsSuckaBigOne/status/1774570717545107602
Someone’s mad about people selling fruit cups? She can’t just not buy the fruit cups? Or, it’s a racism thing, isn’t it?
She makes a reply calling someone a fucking commie and complains about us voting in politicians that allow "illegals" in. Absolutely racism.
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I know that and tacos is what sub-truck street food looks like in southern california, so racism+"real men die of scurvy".
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gay vampires
They do the good kind of sucking tho.
You can switch the salad for literally anything
Is the flying fruit cup a metaphor for the gays? 🤔
Whenever I'm confused I assume gay has transpired.
They're also scared of falling acorns. Squirrels are braver than them.
uncommon anti conservative meming L if i need to be convinced to laugh it wasn’t funny :(
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