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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I mean....that's a sturgeon....

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, I feel much better then, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm glad I could put you at ease.

[–] anewbeginning 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah, seriously, don't be a sturgist.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Technically correct. The best kind of correct.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I AM A STURGEON, DR. HAN

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, you can't go to a salmon for sturgery.

[–] _number8_ 34 points 1 year ago (5 children)

i don't know how to explain this but


i fucking hate modern car ... repair culture. that car looks 100% driveable and functional fish aside. but instead that's like thousands in repairs because the boutique part specifically for the 2012 line is rare and etc etc

like if your phone got dented a bit you'd go on with your life

but suddenly with this it's a huge fucking thing with companies and paperwork and money

[–] Speculater 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't understand your anger, but I damn sure appreciate the energy.

[–] leetdood 22 points 1 year ago

He's right though. that front end is made of like 50 parts that they need to order. Then you're paying some guy labor to put it on properly.

Used to be much easier, also less safe

[–] fox2263 7 points 1 year ago

That would probably be written off in the UK

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I would not trust that bumper to stay attached or the hood to not take off at highway speeds. It might also be crosseyed at night. Needs some ducttape, at least.

[–] PortableHotpocket 3 points 1 year ago

I just leave dents in my car. If it's functional, it serves it's purpose. I'm married, so I don't have anyone to impress with my car. Practicality all the way.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

What an odd thing to be upset about. It's other people's stuff, leave it alone. It's not harming you either way. Besides, I see plenty of janky Nissan Altimas around with damage the owner/leasee obviously has no intention of repairing.

[–] TheBlue22 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mate thats a free dinner if I ever saw one

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is there such a thing as a free dinner? I know free lunches are a myth, but I've never heard the other meals addressed.

[–] TheBlue22 2 points 1 year ago

I meant like.. eat the fish

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Jealous, I only run across a king salmonid like once every 1,000 runs.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

🎶 Like a sturgeon, struck for the very first time, like a stuuurrrrgeon made your heat beat, and insurance climb.” 🎵

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

At least they can sell it to pay for some of the damages. King Alaskan Salmon ain't cheap.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seen it. Covered it.

We. Are. Farmers. 🎶

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not that it matters--I totally didn't count--but you're missing four notes.

[–] awildlala 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We. are. fishers 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Simpsons did it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Russians left the space station door open again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What even was needlessly censored here?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

5 letter alternative spelling of a 6 letter word with a controversial past and present particularly in the US.

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