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[–] Maultasche 43 points 10 months ago

This Bertstrip writes itself

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I've never heard of this position. It seems very advanced.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

“Tops” and “bottoms” are gay slang for people who prefer that… spatial position

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Oh, I know. It just seems like they're doing it in a very advanced way in this example.

[–] jettrscga 7 points 10 months ago

You would assume Bert is sliding down, but he's actually being sucked into Ernie's gaping maw.

[–] idunnololz 6 points 10 months ago

You've never had sex on a children's playground?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Hahaha didn’t even look at it that way, thanks for sharin ♥️

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

we call it the Naser's slide lmao. although the positions are switched.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Huh, I always figured it was the other way around.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Bert definitely channeled the power bottom energy. Or perhaps Ernie required it.

[–] Cort 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I just took an edible half an hour ago, so hopefully me

[–] Noodle07 13 points 10 months ago

We need update on the edible situation

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How'd it going an hour later?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Wondering why there were so many cartoons based off of R rated movies in the early 90s.

Sitting at about a 6/10

[–] Skullgrid 6 points 10 months ago

😈it means it finished kicking in, go top it up with another.

Also , while you eat it, say "this edible ain't shit"

NB : Do not do this

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

PG-13 wasn't even introduced until the mid eighties.

[–] Skullgrid 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] unreachable 2 points 10 months ago
[–] TotallynotJessica 18 points 10 months ago
[–] thesporkeffect 12 points 10 months ago