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[–] [email protected] 53 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 81 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You might be in for a surprise.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 10 months ago

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

[–] EdibleFriend 26 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

G(•)(•)D MORN°|°NG?

G ( ͜. ㅅ ͜. ) D M O R N╰⋃╯N G ??

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

It should be "GOOD MORNYING", to be kinda direct.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

To settle the debate, here is the naked version (obviously NSFW):

NSFW
Just the missing letters filled in lol
Her name is Aya Itou BTW

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

In missing the joke? Spoiler didn't work on Sync.

Edit: Oh, the letters. I thought it was something else.

Carry on!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Did you... Did you just...

I despise you.

Edit: After seeing the answer, I'm not even fucking mad anymore. That's just impressive.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

just

I did more than you think. I acquired a textless copy (only black background available), upscaled both versions to 4x with waifu2x, merged them into one, and for consistency I recreated the text with the closest available font, outline and shadow effect.

I guess you can have the HQ white background textless copy too:
Aya Itou 伊藤 綾 Futabu Good Morning meme HQ textless white background

Why the fuck did I just do this? I'm not even into futanari. (And if you are, you now know what to search for)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A man of commitment and sheer fucking will

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Thanks! If only I had such motivation for actual work that is piling up, as opposed to making a stupid joke with way more perfectionism than it deserves

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago

Hm the female penis. Respect.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

Helloooooooo nurse!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago

I feel like it's a harmless joke

[–] Maven 31 points 10 months ago

I'm admittedly biased as the person who posted this but also... I don't see this as sexy.

I agree that it could be fetishized but I wouldn't describe the image itself as fetishizing and moreso just acknowledging the existence of the feminine penis.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

since when is it bad to find people hot?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Oh yes, the body parts police

Feet? Fetish.
Breasts? Fetish.
Penis? Fetish.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Feel the same way about this 🫠😕😿

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

This is so bad that its good

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is my 1000th comment. ⭐

[–] Maven 9 points 10 months ago

I'm honored

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I will never understand allos

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean... What's difficult to understand?

I am assuming you're ace, and are baffled at the horni posting. I am honestly asking though, what is it that is difficult to understand?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What's up with dick girls and why is it funny? I assume this is supposed to be funny?

[–] TotallynotJessica 38 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Most girls have boobs, and using them to represent two OOs isn't uncommon. Most girls don't have dicks, making it unexpected, surprising, and a bit taboo(which automatically makes things hotter/more fun). We're so used to boob jokes on women and penis jokes on men, but not penis jokes on women. Novelty is required to find something funny, and girls with dicks are more novel. It touches on how we aren't yet used to the bodies of some people, making this a joke on ourselves for some people. That's a bit of a reach though.

The joke is mid, and this meme is more entertaining by virtue of imagining genitals, which is a turn on for a lot of people. We all have genitals under our clothing, we just don't think about it sometimes. Most hands you shake have held a penis at some point. Sexual topics are more mundane than people realize.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Good Write up. Thank you

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

We all have genitals under our clothing, we just don't think about it sometimes.

Speak for yourself!

(Also, nice summary)

[–] SomeGuy69 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Huh. That's an interesting reinterpretation.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago
[–] Mr_Blott 7 points 10 months ago

You probably watch too many cartoons

[–] unreachable 4 points 10 months ago

mountains and valleys

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Animemes ass post

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

GU̇U̇D MORNVNG?