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Murdering cultists and monsters while traveling through time, all while trying to save reality from the void. Hopefully the Hague will give me a pass on all the murder, even if it doesn't exist in my timeline.

Alright, this is probably the largest thread I've seen on lemmy since the snoopoclypse, so y'all enjoy video games eh?

Illegal Gambling

Taiko no Tatsujin: Rythem Festival... Guess I'm getting arrested for playing taiko in the streets to try and whip up excitement so I can get invited to the big tournament at that the Thunder Shrine?

[edit] Or getting arrested for eating another drum's food

Poaching and illegal animal trade. With some slavery on the side.

Buying zyme from a dealer, then murdering that dealer for not giving me information on the NSF

For mining the ground of all minerals and killing too many loot bugs.

Rebellion against an unsustainable government

war crimes. Played hoi4 as Yugoslavia. Beat Bulgaria, Italy and France in 2 hours.

Intentionally getting several Kerbals stranded on another planet.

Stopping criminal acts by means of self-righteous extreme violence, and littering the streets of the city with the bodies of almost dead criminals

Genocide of an entire species through starvation because ghosts told me to, as well as US-tier urban planning. (Against the Storm)

Ah shit I just virus bombed a planet.

Absolutely sucking at sauerbraten insta ctf

Stomping a corpse of all limbs and head.

Dead Space

Spreading managed democracy.

Carrying a prop gun to shoot myself and summon demons.

Constructing a wood and stone platform in a void world without a permit. Surely that's only worth a fine and a warning.

I may also have stabbed one or two uh, dozen, orcs in my dark room.

Lots of murdering but I have one of the queens’ full endorsement after her sister tried to stage a coup.

Starting a space weed business with the funds I received by committing state-sanctioned genocide, and starting the chain of events that culminates with the destruction of a very big halo (no, not that one)

vandalism i think? (splatoon 3)

Using plasma arrows within city limits.

Stacking up colorful bricks

I haven't played any games for quite a while. I don't remember...

Animal fighting for money

Treaspassing, genocide, possession of weapons, robbery, maybe even invasion of dreams? Not sure if the last one is a law. Oh and killing royalty as well. Also took part in an underground fighting rink, so perhaps battery.

Edit: forgot to mention first and second degree murders. Silly me

Destruction of the afterlife but not the trademarked one the one inside Arasaka NC HQ.

Blowing up a shark

Stealing bison poop I guess

Killing the australian wildlife to please my villagers and digging up the whole place for shiny discs and amber. (Dinkum)

Spreading managed Democracy in Helldivers 2 o7 Liberty comes in 500 Kg doses.

Touching paintings.

Traspassing with a car thru an exclusion zone.

Leading an armed group of mercenaries who go pillaging across the countryside.

Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary, the definitions blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another, I’d rather not choose at all.

If killing monsters for coin is wrong then I don’t wanna be right.

Blasting a bunch of bad guys in Rainbow 6: SMOL…

Killing the entire population of Mos Eisley Cantina and destroying all its property for studs.