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MarioKart so hit and run or throwing things at other cars

Using obscene amounts of violence to protect freedom and democracy across the galaxy.

RimWorld... I'm not the type for cannibalism or human skin hats, but I do produce and sell a shitload of cocaine.

Oh, and I killed a child colonist, in this run. There was a bug in her age-up event, and the game would not let me proceed until she was... removed. I hate killing children, but since it was the end of the world without doing so, I give myself a pass this time

Assisting a vampire in plotting and then carrying out the murder of her father.

Demolishing robots with a magnetic guitar-sword in beat with my rock playlist that plays in my heart.🤘

Rolling a ball that, through exponential growth, eventually starts to swallow up the likes of skyscrapers, clouds, Godzilla, and the planets of the galaxy.

Being too homosexual.

FFXIV

Running a 75 ton Timberwolf Battlemech.

Pretty sure just turning the thing on would be enough to get me arrested. Civilians typically aren't allowed Surface To Surface missiles, and megawatt power lasers that are effective weapons at a range of over 1000m.

I'll have a 100 ton Madcat 2 soon.

Mass murdering animals.

Doing 95mp/h in a semi down the shoulder of a highway in Colorado.

Genociding an entire planet, making said planet implode.

War crimes.

Being an ex yakuza

I'd probably be done in for EPA violations (Satisfactory).

For yelling too loud.

Statement of an observing police officer:

They say ToxicWaste murdered that Salesman... with his voice! Shouted him apart!

removing the stairs on the pool, and let my sims cant get ou tof the pool till they die (the sims)

Shooting myself in the head with a very realistic looking toy gun-- repeatedly (?)

not slaying the princess I guess.

mass killing of scribble spiders? idk

Trespassing - have to catch that pokemon for Pokemon Go.

Destruction of property and I guess kidnapping by rolling everything in earth into a giant ball

Last game I've played was egg, inc. It's a mobile idle "numbers go up" game.. There's nothing overtly criminal, so probably tax evasion or something on my trevigintillion bocks.

Making my government into an expansionist empire and leading its armies with a bit too much detail.

Forging a committed relationship with Shadowheart.

Sonic Adventure

• property damage
• animal abduction
• petty theft
• fishing without a license
• treasure hunting without a license.

Starting a cult and working people to death so that I have infinite money without having to do anything.

Edit: before you ask, no, it's not Rimworld or Cult of the Lamb

Edit 2: I wonder if anyone can guess the game

Edit 3 since it's been about 12hrs and no one guessed, it's The Sims.

Killing the queen (chess)

Graveyard Keeper.

I don't even know. An absurd amount of mishandling and experimenting on corpses.

Playing poker with a non-standard deck.

Destroying a planet solely to exterminate an invasive species in order to thwart the plans of a space pirate organization who were planning on leveraging the powers of said invasive species for nefarious purposes.

At least I saved the animals.

Killing mr house

Either terrorism or impersonating a counter terrorism officer

Gunning down helpess mutants, raiders, and scavengers who happen to cross my path in a nuclear wasteland. I think I might get the chair for mass genocide.

Space mining.

Murdering zombies with plants.

One could say it's zombies vs. plants!

Going a-víking and dismembering "a few" Englishmen...

Driving a Trabant through the desert. Occasionally shooting rabid bunnies.

Murdering wildlife and blowing up planets.

I’m not sure I’m getting arrested. Me and a team of mercenaries were fighting another team of mercenaries over suitcases of intelligence. Seems like a state of war.