ax_xa

joined 2 years ago
[–] ax_xa 1 points 6 months ago

Oh my god this would work

[–] ax_xa 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Don’t make us send the gnarly weapons!

[–] ax_xa 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Where are they gathering?

I would check Waffle House.

[–] ax_xa 23 points 7 months ago

Get a better lawyer, divorce him as you were advised in the previous threads, and do not try to contact him yourself anymore. Truly let all that psychodrama go.

[–] ax_xa 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Battleships confide in me and tell me where you are.

[–] ax_xa 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Considering Roman humor, how sure are we that the phrase “I made bread” isn’t a euphemism for something else?

[–] ax_xa 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] ax_xa 6 points 8 months ago

Furiously parses every word of your sentence, with a special minute examination of the emoji

[–] ax_xa 7 points 8 months ago

YoUr BoOtStRaPs!

[–] ax_xa 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There will be no lube.

[–] ax_xa 46 points 9 months ago

It’s not wasted, it’s practice!

Don’t let that part of your brain that wants to inhibit you win on this one. You tried, but the dude wasn’t available, so it doesn’t even count! Now you get to try again!

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