overview for ax

Does anything truly get better than moving soldiers around on a little map? in c/[email protected]

[–] ax_xa 1 points 5 months ago

Oh my god this would work

Putin warns South Korea: Sending killer weapons to Ukraine would be a ‘big mistake’ in c/world

[–] ax_xa 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don’t make us send the gnarly weapons!

‘No way out without bloodshed’: the right believe the US is under threat and are mobilizing in c/news

[–] ax_xa 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Where are they gathering?

I would check Waffle House.

I reported my husband missing today after years of not seeing him in person. in c/relationship_advice

[–] ax_xa 23 points 6 months ago

Get a better lawyer, divorce him as you were advised in the previous threads, and do not try to contact him yourself anymore. Truly let all that psychodrama go.

[TIMED OUT] In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3 by Coheed and Cambria [Progressive Rock] in c/[email protected]

[–] ax_xa 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Battleships confide in me and tell me where you are.

Happy Bread Anniversary! in c/[email protected]

[–] ax_xa 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Considering Roman humor, how sure are we that the phrase “I made bread” isn’t a euphemism for something else?

Vaccine breakthrough means no more chasing strains in c/upliftingnews

[–] ax_xa 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Gay robots.

[OC] This is not a Sasquatch, merely a tribute. in c/pics

I'm lucky enough to get away with being 'no subtext' most of the time. in c/autism

[–] ax_xa 6 points 7 months ago

Furiously parses every word of your sentence, with a special minute examination of the emoji

Just don't be lazy in c/adhdwomen

[–] ax_xa 7 points 7 months ago

YoUr BoOtStRaPs!

Scientists fear planetary shift as record ocean heat enters second year | Warming trend could represent a major change to Earth systems that cannot be reversed on any human time scale in c/[email protected]

[–] ax_xa 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There will be no lube.

Can we make this the norm? in c/tumblr

[–] ax_xa 46 points 8 months ago

It’s not wasted, it’s practice!

Don’t let that part of your brain that wants to inhibit you win on this one. You tried, but the dude wasn’t available, so it doesn’t even count! Now you get to try again!