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[–] crypticthree 182 points 10 months ago (12 children)

High School me would have made them regret this system. I was skinny as hell but could consume VAST QUANTITIES

[–] frickineh 35 points 10 months ago (2 children)

11 year old me, too. I grew 6" in about 4 months but I only weighed about 60lbs when I was done because I was super tiny to start. My mom said our food bill roughly doubled that summer because I was eating about 4 servings at every meal. Could've fit my scrawny ass in that 100% off section probably and then gone ham on a buffet.

[–] The_v 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

When I was 14, I grew 10" that year. At the end of the year I was 6'0 tall and weighed 145lbs.

We did a Calorie counting unit in PE that year in school. I was eating on average 6,000 calories per day across 8 meals.

[–] frickineh 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Puberty is fuckin wild. I wish I could still eat like that.

[–] The_v 9 points 10 months ago

Its insane how little I eat now compared to then.

My two boys are 14 and 19. The food bill has been stupid high for way too long.

My wife and I combined don't eat as much as one of them.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Me in college. About 5'11", 135lbs, all tone all the time from climbing and biking several hours every day. I spent a lot of time just trying to eat enough food to keep up

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

7 plates in I would have made a masscre of the general Tso's chicken. It doesn't matter where anyone comes from... They all serve it at the buffet

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[–] JayleneSlide 10 points 10 months ago

Exactly this. My ex-wife was 5’2”, 94 pounds with clothes on. She got us banned from our favorite Chinese buffet restaurant. Her diet was "anything not nailed down." Lots of good reasons why she's an ex, but I do miss how she could pack away food.

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[–] [email protected] 97 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Too tall. NO DISCOUNT FOR YOU!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

COME BACK, SHORTER!

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[–] Lemminary 52 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I like how this kind of implies that they want you at the 20-30% discount mark. Too fat? Stop eating. Too skinny? Please, gorge yourself on the house!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At 20-30% off you are paying only 70-80% markup. The 10% off guy is getting 90% markup. No restaurant would create something like this if they weren't marking up the menu to start with.

You don't think about how much extra you are paying because you are too busy thinking about the discount you got squeezing yourself through a sign.

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[–] slazer2au 46 points 10 months ago (6 children)

so kids eat 50% off and babies are free?

[–] [email protected] 102 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Sounds like a good deal for kids but I could never eat a baby even it was free.

[–] CosmicTurtle 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] DoomBot5 9 points 10 months ago
[–] slazer2au 7 points 10 months ago

haha, I see what you did there mate.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

I feel like growing teenagers are a massive exploit here.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's always free to eat the babies.

[–] Everythingispenguins 8 points 10 months ago

I don't know where you are from It costs money to get good baby where I am.

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[–] cm0002 9 points 10 months ago

As sad as it is to say, I've seen lots of kids who would only be able to go through the 20, maybe 30 :(

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I've always felt it should be only fair if airlines gave a combined body weight + baggage weight allowance instead of only bags.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (6 children)

imagine if tickets were priced by the lb/kilograms

[–] CobblerScholar 48 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I can just see the travel tips article telling you to go donate blood and take diuretics before you get weighed for your ticket

[–] niktemadur 8 points 10 months ago

I can see a class action lawsuit if they ever switch to that. And I imagine there wouldn't be that risk if airlines had priced their tickets based on weight from the very start back in the Roaring Twenties.

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[–] FuryMaker 29 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I dunno. I'm 75kg and could out eat a truck driver in a pie eating contest.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I totally read that as you could eat out a truck driver

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Be sure and tell em Large Marge sent ya.

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[–] FlyingSquid 15 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Thin people can actually eat more in a single meal than fat people because their stomach is of equal size, but fat people's stomach has to push against a fat layer that thin people don't have- or at least have a lot less of. It's why thin people are generally better at winning eating contests.

https://www.popsci.com/scitech/article/2003-11/why-do-thin-guys-always-seem-win-eating-contests/

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (10 children)

I think I could get a 30% discount.

I wanna see the 2D person who can get the 100% discount, though.

[–] BleatingZombie 20 points 10 months ago

They probably SHOULD be eating all they can

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[–] CenturionKing 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

Which is not totally uncommon at some buffets

[–] ChocolateTeapot 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Not sure if this is a good idea, watching the big eaters on You Tube they all seem to be fairly fit. See Matt Stoney, Leah Shutkever, Joel Haver, Mom v Food, Beard meats food, Raina Huang, Max v Food and Katina Eats Kilos.

The only 'larger' eater would be Katina's SO Randy Santel, and I think he's slimmer than the guy in the photo; although probably taller!

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Joel Haver, the comedy skit dude?

[–] doingthestuff 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I think he meant Joel Hanson. Him and beard both wear size medium t-shirts and will ruin your profitability for the day in one meal. If you treat them with respect though you'll get it back and more through free advertising.

Quick edit to add, heavy guys can never outeat the skinny pros. You get a fat belt that won't let your stomach stretch. It's very real.

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[–] Vrtrx 20 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I could probably get the 50% discount

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[–] De_Narm 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Kinda unfair for some woman I'd imagine.

[–] shadowSprite 13 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Yeah, everytime I see this all I can think is that even when I was a skinny teenager I was a 32E. I wouldn't have fit in any of those.

[–] IMongoose 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Skill issue, come at it at an angle and then rotate through.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Just stand with one boob on each side of the measuring stick.

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[–] CenturionKing 18 points 10 months ago (4 children)

So they are overpriced and as "fat guy" you are sponsoring "skinny" ones.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Meanwhile skinny people sponsor fatter ones on a regular buffet… Not sure that’s much better.

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[–] gmtom 26 points 10 months ago

The assumption is a fst person will eat more. So them paying more balances it out.

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[–] AgentGrimstone 14 points 10 months ago

I will break that thing trying to get through the 100%

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Well, that's not embarrassing at all . . .

[–] EvolvedTurtle 9 points 10 months ago

Personally from my experience Really skinny people can eat a shit ton and have a hard time putting on weight making them need to eat more

[–] Daft_ish 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Insane. Smaller guys go all out. Big guys go to the buffet between first and third lunch.

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