ChocolateTeapot

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[–] ChocolateTeapot 8 points 3 days ago

Probably both!

[–] ChocolateTeapot 19 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Are we still counting Cadbury as British?? Gone to **ite since Kraft bought them out!

[–] ChocolateTeapot 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He doesn't realise that fruit is solid? And I'll put clove oil in my vag, if he puts menthol on his dick!

Just.... Why???

[–] ChocolateTeapot 9 points 1 week ago

Welp, to be fair to Lammy, I think the only British politician who has consistently had their tongue up Trump's nethers has been Farage, so....

Lots of holding noses, both figuratively and literally, will probably happen when necessary...

[–] ChocolateTeapot 7 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Interesting that only two of the kids are showing hands, so we can't count fingers...

[–] ChocolateTeapot 3 points 2 months ago

When compared to Trump & Vance, yup!

[–] ChocolateTeapot 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yeah cos "When they go low, we go high!" worked so well in 2016!

[–] ChocolateTeapot 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Our polling station is between the chippy and the offy - so vote, grub & bottle of booze to shout at the telly with!

[–] ChocolateTeapot 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm trying to be better, but I've done some stuff I'm not proud of...

[–] ChocolateTeapot 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Mate, I think you're missing the point - whether you "deserve" bad things or not is completely irrelevant - bad things happen to good people all the time, the universe does not care.

The only thing you can do is try to be better; but not on other people's judgement just yours - you are the only person who has to live with your conscience.

You may go to jail if you're doing illegal shit tho...

[–] ChocolateTeapot 11 points 4 months ago

No it's not censorship because if you want to see Lemmygrad's content then you can join Lemmygrad.

In the same way, I like gardening and so subscribe to 'Gardeners World'; doesn't mean everyone else should be subjected to posts about weeding, feeding and getting rid of blackfly if they are not interested in that.

[–] ChocolateTeapot 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Helen Mirren as Prospero is good: https://youtu.be/lcnp8apSJ1k

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