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That's so lemon.
Lemon peel is highly flammable
When GOD gives you LEMONS
YOU FIND A NEW GOD
GODBERRY: KING OF THE JUICE
I would totally buy that brand of juice. It seems extremely sure of itself.
Haha, I saw the original Powerthirst™ ad back in the day, but never knew there was a sequel! Thanks for the laugh.
There’s even a THIRD! I didn’t find that out until like a year ago!
The second one was my favorite.
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But i love lemons
THEN MAN IS GOD.
yes it’s mandatory. if you don’t put "rule" in the title we’ll boil you alive.
Do you always treat your guests like potatoes?
No, sometimes we treat them like hobbits.
In which case we boil em, mash em, and stick em in a stew.
where can i sign up for the club that enforces this?
When life gives you lemons: Bottle your piss.
Warm... and mandatory.
I, a stickler for the rules, propose we must include the word rule in every comment.
You don't read the sidebar before posting to a community?
I do, not always in detail if they're too long - but this one isn't, and the sidebar here actually doesn't say anything about incorporating the word "Rule" in your post title.
The stickied Rules post DOES though, and I just saw that.
It's preferred because of the style of the community. Also, a sticky isn't a sidebar, but that's not your fault lmao
It's more of a tradition than a rule. The "rule" that we're referring to is that you have to post before you leave
Its not in the sidebar
Capitalism has found you keep making lemonade when they shoot lemons at you, so they're exploiting that fact for profit. It's not even your lemonade!
The funny thing is that humans made lemons, not nature
Humans made most of my problems too
Got any grapes?
Fuckin' way she goes
I don't see any sugar. This guy made lemon juice instead of lemonade - no wonder life keeps giving him more lemons.
One 'rule' for each lemon, yes.
Welp, I guess I'll be saying "rule" for the rest of my life now rule.
When life decides to be a lemon, hold that fuckwit life down and pour boiling salted lemon juice in its eyes until it goes blind.
You wanna knows what ironic? Life never gave us lemons. We made them with a sour orange and citron.