I wasnt thinking about running but I possibly got a pretty good shot
this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2023
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What is your stance on legalizing dank memes?
I won't rest until recreational use of dank memes are legalized
This could be the opportunity that we need to put GIF with a hard G into legislation
Welp, you've got my vote
So you're a multimillionaire? ^^
Hadn't thought about being a multimillionaire either but sounds fun maybe I'll do that too
I'd vote for you
Thanks. You're the key demographic I'm after
I'm betting big that the voters will suffer a massive defeat
I'd bet my left nut on that
Double or nothing?
Remember the Rent is Too Damn High guy? I think this is his year.
Would legit love seeing someone like that in the presidency. Someone who is 100% 'Fuck the corporations'.
Mitt Romney?
Bernie sanders
Kanye obviously
The only candidate that can save us from Nixon's new robot body.
On a related note, does anyone know how to embed images in Jerboa?
the "ancient aliens" guy
Obama
Nah my bet is on Barry Bama who looks curiously like Obama but with a mustache and glasses on.
The Hamburglar. I find his platform of a burger taxes to be pretty compelling. Also the fact he's honest about his intentions to steal burgers goes a long way in demonstrating he isn't like other politicians.
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The American people.
The 2024 election is going to be a contentious one, and followed by people throughout the world. There's going to be lots of talk of serious candidates, joke candidates, and things like this question—thought experiments about completely outlandish outcomes for the 2024 election. And let's be honest, even though it's the 2024 election, the campaign has really been going on since at least 2021, and possibly even earlier but absolutely don't let it distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
No.
It's finally time for Vermin Supreme to reign supreme. Ponies for everyone is what this nation needs.
I was gonna say Vermin Supreme, but then you said wrong answers only, so now I'm stumped.
Chris Christie. Mike Pence will be a close second though.
Bridgegate alone should disqualify Christie from ever holding office.
Comrade Karl Marx.
Blahaj the cutest shonk president the world will ever see.
Someone young and hip who is in touch with the needs of the American middle class.
Hunter Biden’s laptop
We all will, by having a worthy president.
Chris Christie
There will be no election! Giant asteroid sending us back to the stone age