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[–] [email protected] 199 points 10 months ago (2 children)

TikTok is Chinese spyware. Chrome is American spyware. Anyone in their right mind should stop using both.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 10 months ago (2 children)

sometimes it’s nice to know that someone’s watching over me tho

[–] Hiro8811 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Is your kink getting watched over the shoulder by a big oily fat guy that sweats and breaths through the mouth? Ah and it tries to convince you the buy useless shit

[–] Lemminary 48 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sort of... how did you know??

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do you think it's safe to upvote this?

[–] ignotum 19 points 10 months ago

Your social credit score went into the red as soon as you saw that picture, it doesn't matter anymore, it's already too late for you

They'll be knocking on your door any minute now

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

If Mr Pooh was personally overseeing my day to day I'd feel pretty special

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[–] Ghostalmedia 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Meanwhile, my employer forces me to use Chrome or Edge. Ugh.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

Tell them you can't as your active X scripts only run under IE6.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

If it's for work I don't have a problem, it's the company that's giving their data to the spyware, just don't give it too much personal information

[–] [email protected] 131 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

I hear this all the time. I have this conversation on the regular.

Them: "Oh you think Tik Tok is spyware?"

Me: "yes"

Them: "I'll have you know so is Google, Apple, Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, Microsoft, and all the big American companies too"

Me: "Yeah, that's why I don't use them"

Them: gasp "you're just paranoid bro are you a drug dealer or something?"

Me: "no, I just like my privacy. You probably wouldn't like it if some guy was following you keeping tabs about everything you do either."

Them: "well I've got nothing to hide"

Me: "maybe the next person in power might see your current and past beliefs illegal"

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

Them: "my favourite political party will stay in power forever"

[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston 19 points 10 months ago

The fact that you have nothing to hide doesn't imply I've to open up anything to anyone without my approval.

And that's the key here, we are not fully aware of the randomized distribution of your own data for profit.

[–] Tikiporch 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just ask them if they have curtains or blinds on their windows at home. They have nothing to hide, right?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Me: "do you close the bathroom door while shitting?"

Them: "yes"

Me: "why? You have nothing to hide"

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Foreign spyware is stealing jobs from hardworking American spyware.

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That’s America spyware. I have standards. /s

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[–] dopeshark 71 points 10 months ago (5 children)

"But at least is LOCAL spyware 😎"

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[–] Maggoty 52 points 10 months ago (8 children)

God when the whole Tiktok thing in Congress was going on nobody wanted to hear that their favorite big tech social media app was already selling information to China; had been caught doing so multiple times; and had never stopped despite promises and threats of prosecution the next time.

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[–] not_that_guy05 43 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Android phones looking nervously around.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At least u can put custom firmware on android phones, try to get rid of Apple spyware is much harder.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

You cannot put custom firmware. If spyware is hidden in drivers, bootloader or even firmware of the modem there is nothing we can do about it. Custom ROMs are just replacing things above the kernel and below apps.

Still of course things average non CIA person should not worry about. Google apps with high privileges are removed with custom ROMs.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

well at this point just get a pinphone64 with linux a d hardware switches

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[–] pHr34kY 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Media platforms are beyond spying. You have nothing to offer.

It's all about controlling information and feeding you what you need to see.

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[–] Suavevillain 31 points 10 months ago (8 children)

Anyone using Firefox is a W to me.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My brother in Christ I use Firefox

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Remember to use also a privacy respecting search engine like searx or at least duckduckgo

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[–] sebinspace 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Jokes on you I don’t use either ^i ^use ^discord ^and ^windows ^instead

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I still use discord, can't just leave gaming with my friends and I already look too much like a paranoid to convince them to switch to matrix or another FLOSS service

[–] sebinspace 14 points 10 months ago (6 children)

There’s Revolt and TeamSpeak aswell. The latter is proprietary, but the audio quality is something to behold.

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[–] gnate 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Chinease is an enzyme, but I don't know what it does.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Agent641 16 points 10 months ago

I only use true blue American spyware

[–] anarchy79 10 points 10 months ago (5 children)

You're not getting it. TikTok is crude, targeting anything that comes in its way, like a shotgun.

Google is like a sniper rifle, that is also a shotgun.

Now, which would you prefer, the shotgun, or the sniper rifle that is also a shotgun.

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[–] randomdeadguy 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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