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No AeroPress. I'll never know who I am. :(

Liberal

"Hoxhaist" is a term you made up and you can't convince me otherwise

No instant? I drink instant every day.

I... don't drink coffee...

Pairing Trotsky with a consumerist product is an insult. It would be shared instant coffee at the Slabs, and everyone drinking it would say the other coffee was stolen.

Neoliberal is going to Starbucks. Neoconservative is going to Starbucks and yelling at the hispanic barista.

I'm mostly anarchist, but when I have visitors I become a Marxist-Leninist

Not to yuck y'all's yum, but coffee is gross

Everyone knows the true test of a person's character is the consistency of their grinder, not the brewer. (please don't look on my kitchen countertop- it's full of almost all of these and a single hand grinder. My forearm is crying for help)

No Aeropress?

But all I have is a coffee mug and a jar of instant... ☕⁉️😭

holy shit it classidied me correctly

Posadism attempts to introduce elements of ufology into Marxist thought.

WTF?

...Arguing that only communism can allow the development of interplanetary travel.

I'd argue that the infrastructure we need to colonize other worlds is going to require larger organized population than capitalism can provide.

But as a reader that sees ideologies as starting points (that need to be developed so as to create a pathway to post-scarcity), I can't say what the corruption-light system is that will allow for interplanetary colonization and trade.

The fabricator IRL would be late-game magitech that manipulates huge amounts of energy. (A fabrication failure could annihilate a continent). Far, far, sooner, we'll have the food-printer / turbolift system of Star Trek TOS to deliver us our custom-made coffee.

Meanwhile, in 2024, we're having a tough time escaping the gravity of fascism-driven autocracy.

Where is the aero press

Pan of water brought to boiling on the stove. Add grounds 30 seconds after removing from heat. Wait several minutes. Strain through fine mesh seive directly into cup.

No machine or dedicated apparatus required.

I dont even know the word

After Google: no i dont like stalin

Anarchist posadist: "Gas station coffee, hot, no mug."

Slurps the concoction off the replicator shelf

Cold brew? Asking for a friend named me.

but i only drink tea...

As a Posadist I'll have you know the aliens haven't delivered my replicator yet.

Since we’re talking communism, can’t I just use yours?

What about manual lever espresso machines? That's my daily driver!

Edit: ignoring my own personal ideology, I think Manual Lever-Machines like the Flair, especially when paired with hand-grinders, are tactile, methodical, and focused on the means just as much as the ends. The actual experience and methodology is just as important as the espresso, it's a ritualistic practice.

As such, I think it's more likely to represent a form of Anarchism, where the means themselves are ends. Marxism-Leninism is usually more representative of gradual processes towards a greater end, whereas Anarchism itself is concerned with the process itself being a good end.

Just my 2 cents, I'd appreciate anyone else weighing in. It's fun to combine espresso and leftist ideology, considering both are important to me!