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[–] TwoBeeSan 84 points 9 months ago (2 children)

From a distance. - Asexuals

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)
[–] Maven 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

- Michael Scott

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Closeted asexuals? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Forming a deep romantic connection - Demisexuals

[–] andrewta 60 points 9 months ago (2 children)

On their back, eyes crossed, babbling incoherently

[–] BloodSlut 52 points 9 months ago

th-190497630

I am a lobotomist

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] SkyezOpen 14 points 9 months ago

"Did I do a good job or are you possessed by demons?"

[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] nifty 6 points 9 months ago

Or Masculine

[–] taanegl 21 points 9 months ago

As a part of a me sandwich.

[–] Mbourgon 17 points 9 months ago

“Covered in bees!” - Eddie Izzard

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Dominating me

[–] CurlyMoustache 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

if your long pig is bitter it wasn't cooked properly

[–] cashews_best_nut 6 points 9 months ago

With naked feets?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Finally, gender equality for slaves.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I like my men 🎶 like I liiike my coffee