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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by fucker to c/nostupidquestions
 

(Assuming the shower is running. Any temperature.)

The best I could come up with was a hot soup, but eventually you'll get more water then broth. There has to be a better food out there for those hungry showers!

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[–] [email protected] 110 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

I can't believe that no one has mentioned the famous shower orange yet. On Reddit there is a whole subreddit dedicated to it.

A cold orange in the shower is perfect – it's refreshing, it smells great and you don't have to deal with the usual mess of eating an orange.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (9 children)

??? The peel is what I'd consider the messy part. Are people just stomping it down the drain?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The visual of someone waffle stomping an orange is top tier. Thank you.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Oh, yeah, of course. that makes a lot more sense than what I was imagining.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Something hot in an open bowl sounds like the worst food to eat in a shower TBH.

I'd go with something cold in a tube, like an ice pop. Or maybe a beer in one of those fancy insulated tumblers with a closeable lid.

[–] FireRetardant 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I drink beers out of cans/bottles while showering regularly. The amount of water that gets into the can/bottle is neglible.

[–] AA5B 9 points 9 months ago

No glass bottles please. We don’t want you to star in any internet videos of horribly disfiguring home accidents, if you slip.

[–] Macaroni_ninja 51 points 9 months ago (1 children)

For fast eating challenge try cotton candy

[–] Death_Equity 40 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Do this if you have ever wanted to identify with a raccoon.

[–] Threeme2189 22 points 9 months ago
[–] Deestan 46 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Cured sausage. It doesn't dissolve or absorb water.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A summer sausage in the shower is one of life's guilty pleasures.

[–] Rhynoplaz 15 points 9 months ago

Perfect pairing with a shower beer

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[–] 18_24_61_b_17_17_4 30 points 9 months ago (10 children)
[–] AreaKode 9 points 9 months ago

But for safety's sake, please make sure it's into a can. :)

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[–] throbbing_banjo 28 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

I enjoy eating peaches in the shower Any messy fruit, really, but stone fruits in general.

You can just shamelessly get in there, get that nectar all over your face, and enjoy it. Probably more enjoyable if you have a beard and need to eat carefully.

I no longer drink, so this is like my shower beer now.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I prefer to run a hot bath with a bunch of bouillon cubes. I bring salad and breadsticks in with me for the unlimited experience Olive Garden promises, but refuses to actually provide paying customers.

[–] BackOnMyBS 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

When I was in the military, there was a dude that was disgusting. He rarely showered to the point that he had to be ordered to shower. One time, his roommates got so frustrated with him, they took the shower head off, shoved a few bullion cubes in there, and forced him to shower. The dude couldn't figure out why he smelled like chicken soup.

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[–] Witchfire 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Mangoes because you can go primal without a care

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[–] Evade5415 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

My next door neighbor makes meals in his shower after getting a garbage disposal installed.

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[–] surewhynotlem 18 points 9 months ago

Mango. Otherwise you just end up with a mess

[–] ook_the_librarian 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Crunchwrap supreme. Next question.

[–] linco 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

At the worst point of my life I indeed had a shower crunch wrap after a brutal graveyard shift. This is the answer.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You wanna get graped in the mouth in the shower?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Does beer qualify as a food?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (4 children)

A peach. I prefer to eat my oranges segment by segment, so I don’t really find them messy, but a good, ripe peach should be messy as hell.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Most fruit seems to be a good choice IMO. Even veggies may be a decent option. Grapes maybe?

Fruit is generally waterproof, so it's not like it will taste different in the shower.

I think anything with flour is probably a bad choice. Nobody likes soggy bread/cake/whatever.

I'd also consider any kind of cheeses or cured meat. Maybe a nice meat/cheese/fruit assortment?

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[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Can it be a bath instead of a shower?

[–] Cryophilia 21 points 9 months ago (5 children)

This is the trashiest boner I have ever had

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago
[–] CoffeeJunkie 11 points 9 months ago

There's the classic shower beer, and that's actually really fun. Like others said, be careful & if you want to be extra cautious, aluminum cans only or poured into a stainless steel vessel.

When I was a fat little teen, I somehow heard the idea of eating potato chips in the shower. I tried it & it was oddly satisfying. They were Ruffles. I only did it once or twice total, it would be kind of weird to do all the time.

Shower beers, however....always a good idea.

[–] Dolphinfreetuna 11 points 9 months ago

Tropical fruit, so I can relive my trip to Thailand

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Vegetables and fruits. You'd wash them first anyway.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Everyone saying mango because of that meme but the answer is obviously WATERMELON. It's got water right in the name and is just as messy as mangoes!

[–] Dehydrated 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

BBQ on the bone - I haaate messy meals, so let's set up a table with slaw, taters and a nice rack slathered in sauce, get naked, and turn on the water.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

An orange. Apparently it is a life changing experience according to a group on that other site.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Beer.

  1. Liquid

  2. Calories

  3. Uh...

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