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[–] Boozilla 150 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Railing against corporations is cool. Not understanding the difference between a right and a licensed privilege is not.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 9 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 68 points 9 months ago (2 children)

OP stands for original poster, pressing is an act of VIOLENCE, but also something that’s done to grapes. Grapes are VIOLET coloured, this means that the OP is trying to turn us into soylent GREEN. I am a natural born fruitcase, not a product to be sold by the STATE.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Fruitcake *

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Okay this might be the funniest thing I've ever seen you post.

[–] voracitude 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh oh I know how they answer this one!

Make me, motherfucker

Am I doing it right? Can I buy my sovcit card now?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yes, for only USD$59.95 plus shipping.

[–] voracitude 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

WHAT just take it out of my secret government bank account

and stop oppressing me 🐍

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[–] [email protected] 111 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"Thank you, sir, I understand. Unfortunately, this is a US road and as a visiting alien, you are not allowed to operate your vehicle on it."

[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago (4 children)

The issue is that they don't believe the US government is legitimate. From what I've gathered, they think that the real US is theirs by right, and that the entity that we know of as the government is essentially a parasitic corporation that has convinced everyone it's the real governing body so that we fund it with our taxes. Though, even if you had a logical explanation within the confines of their worldview as to why they can't drive without a license, they'd still pretend they had some excuse not to listen to it.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)
  1. US govt not real

  2. Convince people to pay taxes to fake government

  3. Fake govt has the ability to enforce laws

  4. Therefore becomes actual govt

  5. 🤔

  6. Real govt

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

the entity that we know of as the government is essentially a parasitic corporation

So they're not entirely wrong

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Correct, but the difference is that it's legitimate AND parasitic. So we can't just ignore it like they want to.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Doesn't even matter if it's legitimate. If you ignore them, they can and will fuck you up. That matters a lot.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Okay, but they're still driving on the property of that parasitic corporation. Since they didn't contribute any taxes towards building it, they don't have any rights on that road.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Well they believe it's parasitic in that the US somehow funds the roads, while the parasitic government company doesn't. It's not true, but they don't believe the government does literally anything but take the people's money.

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[–] RizzRustbolt 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

These guys read the SCP archives and see it as actual history, don't they?

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Just arrived in the mail, that government setup, so you can prove to the government that you aren't part of their system, using their system....

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What do you think their power, water, sewage, gas and garbage-pickup bill for the month was?

[–] SeabassDan 26 points 9 months ago

Doesn't matter, they'll ask on their fb group what coupon they can send in to void it all out

[–] aseriesoftubes 21 points 9 months ago

Paid using US Dollars.

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[–] Lifecoach5000 49 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Isn’t it funny how anti-corporate they are while actively posting on a corporate owned website?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If nobody knows their a sovereign citizen are they really a sovereign citizen?

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[–] shyguyblue 37 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Bonus traffic stop script included

Oh please tell me there's a link to that text!?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] SkyezOpen 9 points 9 months ago (8 children)
[–] confusedwiseman 6 points 9 months ago

There’s either a lot more users than we thought on lemmy, or their site is really bad.

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[–] gibmiser 13 points 9 months ago
[–] Naja_Kaouthia 33 points 9 months ago (3 children)

If I were a less ethical person I could apparently make a good bit of money off these people. Its amazing.

[–] HootinNHollerin 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

But then you’d have to deal with them. How much is your sanity worth

[–] DoomBot5 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

A good email filter and low expectations of customer support make it easy. They're also idiots when it comes to the law, so a cheap lawyer can take care of that part.

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[–] mojofrododojo 25 points 9 months ago

Oh yeah that won't attract attention at ALL.

Once again, some dumbass gonna get shot doing this shit.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The secret message is revealed!!!

1 4 3 = I Love You.

[–] kromem 9 points 9 months ago

Drink more Ovaltine.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

No more corporate rule for me and mine!!!

With buying the plates...

[–] HootinNHollerin 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I bet they sell multiples of that ‘number’ which adds more charges

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[–] gennygameshark 8 points 9 months ago

I can't wait to see this dingbat on bodycam... 😁

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

this is not a "car" as you call it, this is my "PRIVATE mode of CONVEYANCE"

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