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Stop oppressing me
OP stands for original poster, pressing is an act of VIOLENCE, but also something that’s done to grapes. Grapes are VIOLET coloured, this means that the OP is trying to turn us into soylent GREEN. I am a natural born fruitcase, not a product to be sold by the STATE.
Fruitcake *
Okay this might be the funniest thing I've ever seen you post.
Oh oh I know how they answer this one!
Am I doing it right? Can I buy my sovcit card now?
Yes, for only USD$59.95 plus shipping.
WHAT just take it out of my secret government bank account
and stop oppressing me 🐍
Just send a coupon to their CFO. Since they have no treaties with you, and you are not aware of their intentions, they HAVE to accept.
Simple, when you think about it
You're using some awful big words there friend... You wouldn't be trying to oppress me with all your fancy college-talking now, wouldja? 🐍
i'm gonna be oppressing your nose right into a book if you don't start studying, young King
Oppress me harder