Speaking of crazy things in US PE classes, if you learned to Square Dance, it was because Henry Ford was a racist who was afraid of Jazz.
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That might be why it was added to the curriculum at first, but that's certainly not why it stayed, nor why we did it at my school. It's a pretty fun activity too, so a good use of that PE time.
There’s usually a dance section included in PE instruction, mostly to break up hard physical activity snd allow kids to have fun. The type of dancing depends on the school and the state, we did salsa dancing in Florida.
“Allow the kids to have fun”
Should have told that to my PE teacher in grade school. I’ve never been good at dancing, and I got pulled aside multiple times in front of the class because I just couldn’t follow some of the dances we were supposed to do. These weren’t for competitions or anything, just as an activity.
That’s when I learned that not all bullies are children.
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You're younger than I am. For my generation, it was all square dancing.
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We waltzed in german Catholic land, but we also square danced because midwest
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I still have my presidential physical fitness award. I'm old, mine is signed by Nixon. It's a very official looking certificate with a patch that I put under the glass in the frame. Back when I used to hang my work awards on my office wall, I used to have that one in with them. Most people didn't ever notice, but every once in a while someone would be looking at them and I could always see the exact moment they realized what it was.
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Did you know all of those sit and reach boxes were manufactured by Halliburton? Follow the money…
I remember doing the presidential fitness tests; but my school didn't have any equipment for it... My school didn't even fund a rich asshole?! We just did it for funsies?!
How much could a box cost? $10k?
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I had to impress Bill Clinton. I failed to do so, so he came to my house to call me a loser.
Obama wasn’t mad, just disappointed that I was out of shape
That's why you had to do the sprints. To be ready to escape Bill Clinton when he appears.
They tried to warn you.
Before going to the comments section, I was like "wtf is this post?"
After reading a few comments, I'm fully bewildered. What the fuck is up with your crazy country?
It's a fitness test for students so the government can track public health metrics. That Lemmy has a problem with it says a lot about Lemmy and nothing about America being "crazy."
That's unrelated.
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What does this mean?
In the US, there was a thing called the "Presidential Fitness Test" that kids had to do in P.E. (not sure if it's still a thing).
What does this mean?
You had to be able to do so many crunches, pushups, etc, in a certain amount of time.
1 kid failed it. Thats how we got 9/11. The president was not fucking around.
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The presidential fitness test is something us kids had to do every year. It was basically doing a bunch of different exercises, and if you did good enough you got a certificate.
Things like sit ups, push ups, chin ups, vertical jump, running a mile, etc. Based on your height and weight there was an expected level you were supposed to achieve.
I believe it. I guess I was hanging out with the metal heads, stoners, and hacky sack kids during gym. That's why I got a D. And not the gym teacher's D... That was reserved for the underage girls that used to play with his leg hair. Right there in the bleachers of a New Hampshire school.
(Actual true story... Girls used to play with his leg hair... This was middle school or 9th grade. Larry A. ...I'm looking at you.)
Knowing my town, I'm surprised that guy stayed athletic director and not a paraplegic. He must have paid someone off. 70k to be a shit-town gym director? Riiiiight........
Where I grew up school was for chumps.
The village makes the villains.
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Is this some sort of PE meme that I'm too Marching Band to understand?
Marching in the elements, while carrying an instrument, while playing, god forbid you have a wind instrument. That's gotta be more physically gruelling than a PE class catering to the lowest common denominator.
Marching band was considered a varsity sport at my high school. Because if the golf team are considered athletes, so am I.
This very far predates George w Bush.
This predates George HW Bush
Reagan kid here, can confirm
Yeah it was Eisenhower. He was concerned our youth would be less fit than Europeans
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Gotta make sure the youth can be good little soldiers if needed
This is 100% fact. Eisenhower made PE a universal part of education to increase overall fitness in the case of war and conscription.
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The pain. THE PAIN.
Steady! I warn you not to try jerking away. I am old, but my hand can drive this needle into your neck before you can escape me.
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Ours had a “Which president would you impress?” scale.
Nobody even reached Calvin Coolidge.
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All those who vote to make this test required for all presidential candidates say aye..
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They had to make sure middle schoolers would be ready to fight a war at a moments notice
I topped my school's record score on those tests. I haven't been able to afford to go to the dentist in more than 20 years. I wish they would have focused on making our society sustainable instead.
I had to do it to impress Bill Clinton. Side note, he gave me the worst handshake I've ever had in my life, just competely limp, dead fish style. So I don't give a shit if he was impressed with how many crunches I could do.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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