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[–] [email protected] 153 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Lol it's probably one of the most famous weather delays in history.

[–] ysjet 96 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If they knew their history, they wouldn't be repeating it.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

You should put that on a bumper sticker!

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 8 points 10 months ago

History is written by the whiners.

[–] [email protected] 94 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This feels like a joke that anticipates the community notes as a punchline. I don't frequent Twitter, but I have to imagine this is a burgeoning genre of comedy tweet

[–] Nahdahar 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I haven't seen it used that way yet, but seems like a clever meta. Honestly community notes might be the only good thing on the entire platform. My favorite is when there are community notes on ads.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Oh I didn't expect that to be a thing on ads. It's clear nobody is in control at Twitter, any sane social platform would have killed that on ads.

[–] DogWater 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If it is in fact a joke, this format has been around forever, it just has a new implementation here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Sure agreed; anyone who has seen Arrested Development has seen this basic dynamic play out a few dozen times, and that's just one example.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I don't know who this is, but since he never studied war history or paid attention in school I know he's probably a right wing grifter piece of shit

[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

This makes me think it might've been a satirical comment... but it's impossible to know...

[–] Caboose12000 49 points 10 months ago (2 children)

this is the main reason I've been slowly removing sarcasm from my personality. it's not fun when so many people are (understandably) not in on the joke, or worse when you realize someone you were joking with was actually being completely serious. I'm just tired man, feels like half the worlds gone insane

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

or worse when you realize someone you were joking with was actually being completely serious

I liked the stories about the moon landing not happening for many years (I'm 58), not because I believe it didn't happen, but because I loved looking into what would have to happen to cover it up and how impossible it would be to cover it up. It was a joke until I realised that people were starting to take it seriously. Alternative history was a hobby I was into, I was writing (terrible) stories myself and then they turned everything into "alternative facts" and made up history and took it for real and I just had to give up the hobby completely. It is no fun to write or read a story about a flat earth or people living inside the globe or aliens when you know someone actually believes it to be true. That's why we can't have nice things:

like half the worlds gone insane

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes, this resonates, though I try to resist the urge to curtail my sarcasm.

I do find myself using sarcasm in a self-deprecating manner more than I used to, as it feels less prone to misinterpretation, or at the very least, that most misinterpretation would be unlikely to be taken at someone else's expense.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, I used to use self deprecating humor a lot, but it does eat away at your own self esteem if your repeat it enough and it can make others feel inadequate as well. One of the qualities I've admired the most in others and that I try to emulate is unapologetically taking responsibility for mistakes or shortcomings. "Wow, I should have caught that. That was silly of me, I'll do better" is a lot better than something like "now I see why I had to ride the short bus" or "I'm such an idiot" .... At the end of the day, no one is perfect, and we shouldn't hold ourselves or others to unachievable standards. We should just always strive to do better.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I also know a guy who takes your self-deprecation seriously and throws it back at you. I don't like hanging out with that guy.

[–] KpntAutismus 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

if only there were an indicator of sarcasm that can be easily added to a comment to avoid making people angry...

[–] Lemminary 5 points 10 months ago

I hope you're serious. I literally can't tell!

[–] HUMAN_TRASH 3 points 10 months ago

Probably wanted to make people angry

[–] RizzRustbolt 3 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 52 points 10 months ago

you don't even have to know history to know this. you just have to watch the first episode of band of brothers

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Never take advices from people wearing suits

[–] wintermutehal 33 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Funny half related story. For a bit in my mid-20s I was a manager in training for enterprise (shit company, shit job, do not recommend). I’m this position, we were required to wear a suit, even while cleaning the cars. One day a dude came off the plane looking for a car, I was helping him and giving my speil and he pretty politely stopped me and said something to the effect of, that’s nice and all, but I don’t really trust dudes in suits. A little caught off guard, but attempting to be friendly, I said cool and let him do his thing. It still sticks with me. Something about a suit can say, I‘ve decided to look presentable so you believe me. Not sure if it’s a positive or negative, but he‘s had me thinking for ten years.

[–] TheBat 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That's why you should wear a waistcoat instead of a suit 😎

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'll stick to my loincloth just as it sticks to me. Really helps bring out the free thinker in people

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[–] RizzRustbolt 2 points 10 months ago

Never underestimate the power of a sweater-vest.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

A suit says "I'm a businessman, and therefore a dishonest man." That's why all politicians and the majority of preachers wear suits.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

At one of my first jobs, they had a policy that you couldn't meet clients without a suit and (company) necktie. Since we mostly accompanied the sales department to sit there and shut up unless specifically asked a technically question, we took to calling it the "liesuit". After all, it's what you wore when lying to your customers.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

Community Notes is the Ron Howard Narrator of Twitter.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not just Operation Overlord (which I’m betting this jamoke doesn’t even know), but all kinds of military operations were postponed due to weather and other reasons. It’s how strategy works. I assume the extent of guy’s military expertise stops at shouting racist slurs while playing COD, and I even say this as a not-actually-an-expert type of person.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Plus, if we look at times when they didn't cancel when they should have, we get things like Challenger exploding on live TV.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Word, good example. That one traumatized me, I was four years old when I saw it go down, and had a terrible fear of countdown timers (e.g., microwave oven timer) for quite a while after that.

[–] Kase 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I mean tbf, he did say 'cancelled,' not delayed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

True...but because it's not something you cancel... Like you can live without a game... I don't recommend cancelling the killing of Nazis but maybe that's just me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

There was a window of opportunity where the tides were low and the weather was right. It's completely possible that if those two things didn't come together, it just couldn't happen. The English Channel has some nasty weather, too.

For those wondering, they needed the tides to be low in order to avoid beach defenses.

[–] niktemadur 13 points 10 months ago

Things like D-Day can get postponed because of things like fog, too, let alone just what this guy meant by "rough weather".

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 13 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Fun fact: the "D" in "D-Day" stands for "day".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I wonder what the h in h-hour stands for

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] troglodytis 2 points 10 months ago

Ours out for Harambe

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Day day sounds like chai tea

[–] TastyWheat 1 points 10 months ago

Day of days!

[–] Nei 11 points 10 months ago

Community notes can be used as a good narrator.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

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