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[–] Dasnap 54 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Makes it easy for the dark one to shop in whatever he wants in those areas. I would assume tentacles but you never know.

[–] BeefPiano 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That shirt must have cost a lot, the patterns are so complicated. I wish I knew where to get a shirt like that.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] fjordbasa 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They’re so expensive, though. You’d have to skip meals and save up your per diem just to get one

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG YOU FUCKIN SKUNK

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I'll eat her whole fucking head, I don't care...

[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Honestly whatever weird shit they're trying to suggest these "satanists" are doing still looks a lot more fun than attending most churches

[–] GeneralEmergency 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

From what I remember it was a lot of anal.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago
[–] GeneralEmergency 4 points 11 months ago

A lot of the holidays on the Satanic calendar are celebrated with anal.

[–] TragicNotCute 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

alright team, let’s get ready for the satanic ritual. Jeff, did you get the photography backdrop from JC Pennys photo studio? Good, good. The dark one will be most happy with a neutral abstract pattern. Rick, did you grab the columns from your high school’s theater department? Terrific, this is certainly most evil. lastly, can someone cover up our sacrificial virgin? She looks like her legs are cold. Maybe a blanket or something while we get started?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

OK we need a really creepy looking dude to stand over the model, lets see who looks best in this lighting. We need someone really creepy and rapey looking, you know a real scumbag that puts fear in the public. Steve how about you? Steve: WTF dude

[–] TragicNotCute 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Steve! You were born for this role!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Come on, Steve, we all saw what was on your laptop at the Christmas party when you wanted to show us that funny sacrificial fail video!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Source - Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults (1994)

Deep dive

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[–] cogman 24 points 11 months ago

Just a reminder, the satanic panic was triggered by a discredited psychological theory (recovered memories) posited by a psychiatrist that saw no problems marrying one of his patients.

Also fun fact, a lot of QAnon satanic panic garbage is a mixture of this and antisemitic tropes. Basically a bunch of idiots mad that society stopped caring about this in the 90s.

[–] lessthanluigi 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I was gonna say Skanini but then I remembered that's a sandwich.

[–] Rolando 4 points 11 months ago

As we can see in the image, he's trying to pick it up, pick it up, pick it up...

[–] captnanonymous 6 points 11 months ago

Thanks for looking into this, officer Silkshirtski. Beth left here last night with that dirtbag Glenn, and he just kept saying he was "gonna take our daughter out tonight" and asking us if we wanted to "find hell with him"? We're just sick with worry over here.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Those are pretty pillars

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

They're utilizing a lot of Masonic imagery in this video. Surely many of the police officers in this department were/are Freemasons and would have scoffed while watching this.

[–] BilboBargains 1 points 11 months ago

Put it with the public information broadcasts on 'the dangers of LSD'.