Are you a school? ‘Cause I wanna shoot kids in you
this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2024
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This one wins.
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Damn girl, you shit with that ass?
Classic.
Damn are you one of Dahmer's victims? Cause you're looking very delicious.
Ay girl, you from Tennessee? Because you look like you avoid visiting your family.
Works every time 😎 I do the sex everyday 😩
Wanna fuck?
Apparently this works about 5% of the time. I haven't had the balls or single relationship status to try it out.
I've been married 30 years, but I usually get a "sure" from my wife when I use this line.
Really? I should give it a try then, what's her phone number?
Fifteen years here, but it's usually followed by an eye roll and a yes.
What does it take to not get the eye roll?
Her initiating, lol
It works on me.
No joke.
As long as he's hot and I'm already horny.
I need to get a screen-printed T-shirt informing everyone that this pickup line works on me. It's so easy.
Do you find middle age guys hot, and what's your Saturday plans?
hotness has nothing to do with age. hotness is hotness. Are you hot or not?
5% body fat, visible defined muscles everywhere, impeccable hygiene, golden tan, no body hair
Edit: update 10 hours later an old flame with precisely that description just called me 😛 but I've known him for 2 years and unfortunately he is one big red flag and I couldn't handle any much more so I hung up on that charming delusional criminal alcoholic narcissist.
I can do one of those
no body ~~hair~~
Oh, and a second.
15% fat. Thats like 3x as good, right?
With stats like those, you will get them all.
Score
Sorry ladies, im taken
HEY BRO, NICE COCK
Also: HEY BRO, NICE TITS
this is so shitty that it could almost work
Alan is a good egg
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