this post was submitted on 28 Dec 2023
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[–] Sanctus 70 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, right. The milk. The milk for Santa, the milk chosen specifically for Santa to drink. Santa's milk. That milk?

[–] Cold_Brew_Enema 4 points 1 year ago

Gotcha covered

[–] Altofaltception 60 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Wonder whose job it is to milk Santa

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Or one of the elfs when she has a headache.

[–] standard_error 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Santa's a busy, modern man. He's probably got a breast pump he can use whilst working.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's only showing me a still image, but the comments imply there's a story here. Is there more?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Thanks! 13 thousand for one, dang! I'll stick with the auto blow for now I guess. Lol

[–] Twinklebreeze 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The creature or something, I dunno.

[–] kittenzrulz123 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] kittenzrulz123 2 points 1 year ago

Meat worm guy 🪱

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Christmas guy 🪱

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Definitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer...

[–] Lemminary 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please refrain from milking the Santa. The Santa is in a committed relationship and Mrs. Santa would take the helpers and the entire North Pole if she found out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

oh, i thought it was a the office reference

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I feel like the original name is good enough, Unicum, the universal cum that everybody likes.

[–] son_named_bort 15 points 1 year ago

No malk? How am I supposed to get my daily recommended source of vitamin R?

[–] kittenzrulz123 13 points 1 year ago

Santa is coming to town :3

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
[–] slaacaa 9 points 1 year ago

Capitalism breeds innovation

[–] ALavaPulsar 7 points 1 year ago

I get they were going for a carton shape, but that looks basically impossible to clean.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Por que no los dos

[–] badbytes 2 points 1 year ago

In case Santa is bulimic?