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Middle right over here
We should start a club
Yes, looking at the amount of comments with middle ones, i think we should
What if that's my normal face?
Then there is a 1 in 9 chance you look like when I nut.
That's my secret Cap... I'm always orgasming
I thought this was a captcha at first lmfao
"Select the orgasm faces"
Pretty sure the bottom right one is a photo taken of me mid-orgasm in my early twenties
Proof or it never happened.
I don't look at myself orgasm? Who knows how I look lmao
Top right is my favorite, but bottom right is probably what I look like
All of the above
I generally try to aim for top left but end up with top right.
Top left is me.
Bottom right
Hope for the first. But probably think it's the last 🤦♂️
the one on the top left, i just make this face without emitting any sound
According to my GF, a mix of upper middle and the central picture.
By myself bottom right, with someone middle left.
Are you trying to tell us you'd bottom for someone like middle left?
I mean, same.
Middle right, I'd say.
Chaotic neutral.
For me it's the one at the bottom left corner.
I don't know what my o-face looks like, because my partner refuses to hold up a mirror while fucking. But there probably should be one with clenched teeth in the gallery
Middle image
I guess top left is the closest. But not quite. It should be more empty.
Just neutral.
Bottom right all day, my vinegar strokes are the best.
Bottom right normally. Top left if I'm feeling fancy and get a visit from The Duchess.
None really, I actually make a fake one which I assume it looks decent. why? I learned that women enjoy that. Add a bit of sound too.