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The smegma gang gets weird fucking ideas sometimes
Imagine being so incapable of washing your penis that you need a bunch of it removed.
This implies we were given a choice
Saying people with foreskins a "smegma gang" is a pretty good indicator that one doesn't wash properly and assumes that others don't either.
So OP doesn't know how to masturbate properly and needs lotion because they chafe?
Huh?
OP's meme was about (circumcised, presumably) people needing lotion to masturbate. So they assume circumcised people need lotion to masturbate because they don't know how to do it right themselves and keep chafing, right?
Who says needing lotion means it's being done wrong?
How does that have anything to do with buddy outing himself for not washing his penis?
"Smegma gang" was a dig at "Foreskin gang" in the meme. Which was making fun of circumcised people for "needing" lotion to masturbate.
So if he's outing his dick cheese, then OP is outing themself as chafing in some real sensitive spots.
But OP is saying they don't need lotion. And the comments are also quite mixed on the subject.
I don't think they were talking about circumcised people, rather people who somehow think it's necessary
The only choice that remains is if you'll do it to your children
They should have said "Imagine being so incapable of washing your child's penis that you need a bunch of it removed."
A child's penis in a dirty diaper could get quite nasty with foreskin if the parents don't wash and change the diaper regularly.
The cleanliness thing is for the lack of parenting. And the parents make that choice.
See?
This just in folks, washing your penis is a weird idea!
See?
admitting that you are incapable of basic hygiene isn't the gotcha you think it is
See?
If you aren’t Jewish that’s probably the justification your parents were given for why they should circumcise you. Not sure how that would be a weird idea.
Problem - Too lazy to wash yourself.
Solution - amputation.